THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Politicians and nappiess have one thing
in common, They should both be changed
regularly and for the same reason.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Love is never out of season,
we can always find it where
we connect with one another,
through thoughts and deeds we share.
We may avow it in a letter
or recite sweet words of prose;
We may show it by a loving glance,
or express it with a rose.
We may shout it from the rooftops
or whisper it soft and low,
but no matter how we show it,
it sets another's heart aglow.
~Catherine Janssen Irwin
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
for the first time
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oh wow
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doing business
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bad dog
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Clark?
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my client
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in the photo
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look out
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the Late Fred Phillips
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l029.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
fosters
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/012.html
Dogs Wiping Their Bums
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/013.html
Legless Cat Ready to Start Another Life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/014.html
Gore-Tex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/015.html
how not to land
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/016.html
360 degrees
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/017.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
babysitters
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the foam test
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd335.html
silly stuff
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd336.html
Doctor: "That's a big slash cut on your head. How did that happen?"
Boy : "My sister hit me with some tomatoes."
Doctor: "That's incredible, I can't imagine how any tomatoes would
Make a cut like that."
Boy : "They were still in a can."
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The Teacher was trying to get
the class to understand how the
Indians must have felt when they
first encountered the Spanish explorers.
"How would you feel," she asked,
"If someone showed up on your doorstep
looking very different, spoke a strange
language and wore unusual clothes?
Would'nt you be a bit scared?"
"Nah" one boy answered, "I'd just figure
it was my sisters date."
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A little boy was excited about his first day at school.
So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class
started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to
the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if
he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but
asked him to be quick.
Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate
and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.
The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram
to where he should go and asked him if he will be able
to find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said "yes"
and goes on his way.
Five minutes later he returned to the class room and says
to the teacher "I can't find it".
Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at
the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.
So two fellas go together and five minutes later they
both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks
Jon, "Well, did you find it?"
Jon is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his
boxer shorts on backwards"
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One night a wife found her husband standing over their
baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking
down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of
emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused,
with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she said.
"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can
make a crib like that for only $46.50."
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The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish
captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a
mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain
activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't
like Chinese..'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, ... 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese.''Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... .doesn't
matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence..
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the
captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ....nomattah...all same ! ! !
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True friendship is seen through the heart, not
through the eye , every day you should reach out and
touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly
pat on the back, Kindness is more than deeds. It is an
attitude, an expression, a look, a touch. It is anything
that lifts another person. enjoy you day love n light to all
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cafe
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penis boxer
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FUN PAGES
Beans in Space
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BioBots
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Eeny Meany Bikini Whoa
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Jesse Jackson in Trouble
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Thing Thing Arena 2
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That's all folks
have a nice day
from:
Martin aka the postmab
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