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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

 

"Indifference to evil is evil."
- Elie Weisel

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It doesn't matter what you wear
What you eat or what you weigh.
Who cares if your hair's a total mess
Or if you're hundreds of miles away?
To see you in my contact list
Whenever you're online
Reminds me of how glad I am
That you're all friends of mine!
Whenever I need to rant or rave
You're always there for me,
You hear me out on everything
And we so rarely disagree!
Whether there's a problem to solve
Or a funny story to tell,
Though we listen with our eyes,
We understand each other so well.
We've got games right at our fingertips
And funny greetings too,
Whenever I'm at my computer,
There's ALWAYS something to do!
So here's to you, my cyber friends,
You really are the best!!
You make the web sure feel like home
And for that I feel so blessed!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordialldy,
Martin aka the postman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

a withdrawl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l020.html

disgruntled employee
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l021.html

http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l022.html

I propose
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l023.html

bad dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l024.html

mating dance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l025.html

heavy casualties
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l026.html

I usually charge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l027.html

here's trouble
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l028.html

heaven
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l029.html

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LETDS GO TO THE MOVIES
condoms and halloween
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/024.html

wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/025.html

Who's in your wallet?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/026.html

itch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/027.html

Dog on Swing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/028.html

heaven
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l029.html
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A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor,
you've got to help me. My
wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?"
asked the shrink.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
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There were once two cowboys, one from Texas and the other
from Oklahoma, riding the range when suddenly they came upon
a poor sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
Well, the temptation was too much for the Oklahoma cowboy
and he quickly leapt from his horse and has his way with
the sheep. Upon completing his dirty deed, he stepped back
and asked his buddy from Texas if he wanted some.
"You bet!" was his enthusiastic reply and he jumped down
from his horse and stuck his head through the fence........
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A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
the lawyer asked.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously.
"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's of you and your mistress."

That's all folks!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

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