GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Sorry folks, feeling a little under the weather today.
So today's issue is a little short
Martin
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THE COMICS
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j060.html
elephants
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j061.html
triplets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j062.html
complaints
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j063.html
how are you
http://thepostmanscorner.net/j064.html
the obscene part
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j066.html
blown off course
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j067.html
yer the doc
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j068.html
stop talking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j069.html
Joey dont' go in there!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j070.html
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about
2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding,
the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on
his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus.
He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling
and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him
then he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and
didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked
if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the
trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol
car. Lee, a drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out,
watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car,
opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause
there ain't no way I can pass that test.'
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A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put
in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another
man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines
pinging, tubes poking, etc. A couple more weeks before one of them
had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and said:
"Scottish"The other signaled he had heard, raised his own hand,
and said: "Irish" This act tired them out so badly it was a
week before the first summoned up the strength to say: "Glasgow"
Again the second replied in a very frail voice: "Dublin"
Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they
passed out. Days passed before the first man managed to again
point to himself and say: "Jimmy"
Replied the other: "Paddy"
A few hours later, Jimmy managed to point to himself
again and rasp out weakly:"Cancer"
Paddy responded: "Sagittarius"
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It's about 10 p.m. on a Wednesday night, and a guy sitting
at a bar finishes his drink and is about ready to go home.
Before he gets a chance to walk out, the bartender says to him,
"Hey buddy," why're ya goin' home so soon? I usually see you here
until past midnight. Something wrong tonight?"
The guy responds,
"No ain't nothin' wrong, just gotta sore butt from sittin' on
this bar stool for so long."
"Buddy, I got just the thing for ya," says the bartender as
he's reaching up to the top shelf behind the bar.
He pulls down a bottle of pills, opens the bottle up, and
hands the guy two white pills.
The guy looks at the pills in his hand and says,
"What're these, aspirin?"
"Nooo," says the bartender..... "stool softener."
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Little Johnny comes home from school and his Mum asks him how his day
was. To which the chirpy 6 year old replies, "Great. I had my first ever
fuck!" Disgusted, Johnny's Mum sends him to his room until his Dad
returns home from work. Half an hour later, his Dad is told the story by
his Mum and is asked to go up to his room to admonish his offspring. He
sits down next to the lad and says, "Son. I heard that you had your
first fuck today. Good lad! Congratulations! When do you think you will get
the next one?"
To which little Johnny replies, "When my butthole stops bleeding!"
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A husband was visiting his wife in hospital where she has
been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decided
to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On
doing this, she let out a sigh.
The husband ran out and told the doctor what happened. The
doctor said this was a good sign, and suggested the husband
try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.
The husband went in and rubbed her right breast, which brought
a moan. After hearing this, the doctor suggested that the
husband should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait
outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the husband
to be embarrassed.
The husband went in, then came out about five minutes later,
white as a ghost. He told the doctor his wife was dead.
The doctor asked what happened, to which the husband replied,
"I reckon she choked to death!"
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Exam
http://www.buffaloschips.com/34t.htm
Future Engineers
http://www.buffaloschips.com/9o7.htm
Glock Home Protection
http://www.buffaloschips.com/78i6.htm
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FUN PAGES
Cassandra's Journey: The Legacy of Nostradamus
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41686&s=n
Motorcycle Sounds
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38548&s=n
Galaga Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41529&s=n
Octopus Eats Self
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39817&s=n
Thirsty Eyes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41429&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postmman
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