THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning
and a good ending; and to have the two as close
together as possible
- George Burns
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I hope that the links all turn out ok.
The docs have me on some fairly potent new scripts
and meds and such. They do kinda funny things to my eyes.
So if things are messed up today, well, blame ,uh,
yahoo. ya dats it. any body but me.:)
Martin aka the postman
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a few more hours
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a hole that big
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I wished I'd learned
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near as I can tell
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merry go round
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good morning
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see for myself
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low cut dresses
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I never sleep
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mummy needs it
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
wanted
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candid camera gag
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Fed Ex
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proper flushing
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probability
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Alabama duck call
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
babysitters
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Citarum river, IndonChina
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France
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The biology teacher at the all-girl academy was handing
back a test on male anatomy on which the girls did poorly.
"I don't understand why you girls can't understand the
male sex organ. You've had it pounded into you all semester.
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Judy was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets.
Someone asked her what the bracelet was for.
She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."
The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats too?"
Judy: "I don't know... I haven't learned how to cook those yet."
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A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as
though he'd just escaped a tornado.
"What's wrong?" a woman asked.
"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.
"What? But Houlihan's the worst player I've ever seen.
How could he have beaten you?"
"He tricked me," the pro said. "On the first tee, he
asked for a handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40,
50 strokes- any handicap he wanted. He said, `
Just give me two gotchas'." "What's a gotcha?" asked the woman.
"That's what I wanted to know," the pro said. "Houlihan said,
`You'll see.' Then, as I was teeing off, just as I had my
club poised, he screamed out `Gotcha!'"
"I can guess what happened," the woman said.
"Sure," the pro said. "The scream threw me off,
and I missed the ball completely."
"Understandable," the woman said. "But still, that's only one
swing. How did he win the game?"
The pro answered, "You try swinging at a golf ball all day
while waiting for that second `gotcha'!"
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A father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE! And
to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when
you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers
or chocolates to give her. Girls go crazy over that stuff.
The more you give, the more you get!"
So, he showed up with flowers AND chocolates.
She was very flattered and pleased, and she rewarded him with
a long, passionate kiss. She pressed her chest against him and
rubbed her fingers through his hair,.... hoping to give him
the best kiss that he had ever received.
After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door.
"Oh! I'm sorry," she said. "I didn't mean to scare you away."
"You didn't!" he replied. "But if that's what I get for
flowers and chocolate, I'm going out to get you some jewelry!"
FUN PAGES
Youda Sushi Chef
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Table Soccer Skills
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Desert Rifle Game
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Microwave Chocolate
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BUFFALO BILL
Lard Ass
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Back Face
http://www.buffaloschips.com/30805.htm
Royal Stuck-up
http://www.buffaloschips.com/30806.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day:
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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