Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I got out of the house to do some shopping today although it
could have waited another day but I wanted some peace and
quiet. Eva is at the stage where she believes if she screams
loud enough and long enough she will get whatever she wants.
I was starting to worry about it being abnormal behavior till I
got done shopping and since I had forgotten to throw the shopping
bags in the cart before I went in the store I pushed the cart out to
the Jimmy and started to bag my purchases. There was a mini-van
parked next to me and the mom was unloading was unloading
soda cans from the back of the van. There was a little boy about
Eva's age in the van that reminded me of Mikey in the old
commercials.
The whole time I was working the kid was hanging out the window
of the van and growling at me like a dog no matter what the mother
or the other kids in the car said. So unless there is something in
the
water up here I guess Eva is normal, no matter how annoying it is.
BTW if you lost a dresser drawer on the I-75 business spur this
afternoon , the splinters are still there if you want to glue it
together
again. It was in one piece and sitting on its side till I hit it
with
my right front tire.
Enjoy the chips ... buffalo
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Chuck was always shy with girls. One evening, he got his best
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was
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sexual
companionship.
One sweet young thing in the room noticed Chuck, thought he was
cute,
and decided to make contact with him. Since she was a little shy as
well, she could not just go up to him, but instead used gestures.
"Bob," Chuck said. "That girl over there is giving me the eye. What
should I do?"
"Give her the eye back," replied Bob. So Chuck, as best as he could,
gave her the eye.
A few moments passed.
"Bob," said Chuck, now getting rather excited. "She's smiling at me.
What do I do?"
"Smile back."
So Chuck, trying to appear cool and calm, smiled back.
A few more moments passed.
"Bob!" exclaimed Chuck. "She bent over and showed me her tits. Now
what
do I do?"
"Show her your nuts," Bob calmly replied.
So Chuck turned toward the girl, stuck his thumbs in his ears, and
waving his fingers stuck out his tongue, and wiggling it, exclaimed,
"Bluble, bluble, bluble!"
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Observed a young lady named Carr,
A phallus is like a cigar,
But to most common people,
A phallic church steeple,
Is stretching a good thing too far.
A young man from a lofty sierra
Found sex both a puzzle and terror.
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Since if two dates got mixed
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Guy gets shipwrecked on an island. He finds that is it inhabited by
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1864
The Way Home
Katie and BJ are heading to Caldwell.
BJ: This is the first time you and I have travelled alone in
quite a while. What say we take the long way. I am not
in a hurry how about you?
Katie's eyes well up: Don't mind me, it is the allergy season.
I would be content if we took the long way home father.
I was thinking while I was alone in the house. I don't run as
fast as I used to. I saw myself in the mirror and I have all these
white and grey hairs. I am nine years ole in human years, sixty-
three in doggie years. What happened father?
BJ: Time happened Katie. This is why I am retiring. I want to
spend time with my family. I will be sixty-six this year. I have
had two heart operations. You had tick fever twice and had
that terrible spine illness that almost killed you. We never know
about tomorrow Katie.
Katie: That is why I run and play so hard. I never know which
step will be my last. I heard the doctor say I could break my
back with one step. So I will go and go until I cannot go anymore.
BJ: I am with you Katie. We should live until we cannot live
anymore. Live life with no regrets.
Katie puts her head on BJ's shoulders.
Katie: I do like these times father. The times we share.
The herd
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