THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Success is the sum of small efforts,
repeated day in and day out
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Where did summer go? Seems like it used to
last forever when I was a kid. long days of
fishing, working in the fields.extra fun spent
even in vacation bible school. (do they even
have that anymore?) Always, summer lasted until
well after labor day. Now? seems like its here
one week and you blink, and its gone the next week!
I know summer is short here in Michigan. but it
does not seem to me that it used to be that short!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
plummers crack
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turning pro
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I'm sorry
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its your husband
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I've had 23
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property development
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there there
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relax dear
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marraige counselor
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human rights
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the golden chalise
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got a scratch
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all I have
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boss is coming
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after practice
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pizza delivery
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
best bar in town
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mellons
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male therapy
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heart attack
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of
all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a
weekend trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode
on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode
on the top level. The Brunette team down below really
whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them
realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes
upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate..
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all
the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the
road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles..
The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!'
One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...
'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school
playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the
car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly
contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his
mother. 'Mummy, I was at the playground
and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny,
this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest
of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight..'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny
to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt
Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle
Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the fuck up and listen
to the whole story before you interrupt!
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A young mother sat down on the bus next to an older
woman. "What a sweet baby!" exclaimed the older woman.
"How old is he?""Thank you, ma'am," said the young mother.
"He'll be three months old this week.
"I met traveling salesman at a dance at the town hall a
year ago. They always have so many things to sell.
This salesman is what my gramps used to call a flim-flam man.
"Well to make a long story short this salesman asked me out.
I promised my gramps I wouldn't sign nothing and gramps let me go."
"Oh, that is sweet, but you didn't sign any contracts.
Those traveling salesmen can be persistent," the older
woman sighed sagely. "Well, I didn't sign anything,"
the young woman said proudly. I kept a firm NO on my lips
until the end of the dance." "Good for you! And what's
your baby's name honey?"
"My last name is Samples. My baby's name is Free Samples."
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A housewife is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door.
When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina,
the woman slams the door in disbelief of what a stranger has
just asked her.The same thing happens three consecutive days
and the woman decides to tells her husband.
The husband says to the wife; "Tomorrow I am not going to
work and when the man asks if you have a vagina say 'yes'
and I will be hiding behind the door."
The next day the same man comes again and when the woman
opens the door he asks, "Do you have vagina?"
"The woman says, "Yes."
"The man then responds, "Good! Then please tell your husband
to stop screwing my wife!"
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The young parachutists have to jump from a plane for the first time.
The serge takes every single one to the airlock and pushes him out.
There is just one who makes every attempt to resist, but
finally the serge manages to throw him out.
One soldier shrieks with laughter.
The serge shouts at him: "How can you laugh about such a coward?"
"Coward? That was our pilot!"
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How To Get Rid Of A One Night Stand
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FUN PAGES
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Margrave Manor 2: Lost Ship
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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