THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Julius CAESAR
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the
door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For
this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed......
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people,
do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year
life span."
the monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed......
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the
field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you
a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "Thats kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again......
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play,
marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and
the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.
LIFE has now been explained to you.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
A-choo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b061.html
if I were you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b062.html
doctor said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b063.html
a new set
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b064.html
clever dick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b065.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
why women should not be bullfighters
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/815.html
penguin fart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/816.html
road rage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/817.html
remember me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/818.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
hot chix
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd610.html
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and
all I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company
paid for everything and I'm using some of the insurance
money for this trip."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here
because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a
flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked confused... "How do you start a flood?"
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The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The
people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just
across the state line in Illinois for $200.
They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful. It
produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very
happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce
more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their
milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved
cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow
would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow
would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his
quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who
was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tires to
mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back,
she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she
backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other
side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by
chance, buy this cow in Illinois?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned
where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow in Illinois?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
Illinois."
BUFFALO BILL
Ernest Borgnines Tip For A Long Life
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abhsdjsk.htm
Finish Jackie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abshjsk.htm
Flirting Garbage men
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abdhjdsk.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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