THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Bitter cold. really nasty cold here.
Down in the teens and single digits and
tomorrow supposed to be worse. needless to
say, I am not going out very much lately.
I hear that President Obama offered US
assistance for the bruhaha going on over in
Egypt. He proposed a US backed interim govt
until peaceful elections could occur. I guess
they didn't like the idea.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
gotta go
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now what
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he's home
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a seat
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I'll call you back
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
building implosion
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bring me a beer
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nice warning
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a good partner
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hands
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
product art
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The counter man in the Ice Cream shop saw a customer
leaving the drug store across the way, heading for
his shop. The customer entered, set a small Thermos
container on the counter and unwrapped a condom.
"Here, take this condom. Drop a scoop of ice cream in it."
The counter man did so, and handed the condom, with
its ice cream content, to the customer.
The customer placed the arrangement in the Thermos
jug, and capped the jug.
"What," asked the ice cream purveyor "is the reason for that?"
"For three months, my wife has been bugging me for a
deep freeze. Tonight, I'm going to give it to her."
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A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion,
go to his house for an early afternoon "quickie."
"Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on
a business trip, there's no risk." As one thing leads
to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly
gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!"
"No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's
diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns
to the bedroom in a fury.
"That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I
always knew she didn't trust me!"
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A salesman was testifying in his divorce trial against
his wife."Please describe," said his attorney, "the
incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions
as to your wife's fidelity." "Well, I'm pretty much on
the road all week," the man testified. "So
naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife."
One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the midst of
heavy love-making when the old lady in the apartment next
door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least
stop all that racket on the week ends?'"
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the
wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it
and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down..
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With
a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365,
'Shall We Gather at the River
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BUFFALO BILL
Voting Ad
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Argument Settled
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Been Married To long
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FUN PAGES
Madagascar Penguins
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Blinding Slinkies
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Easy Meal in Africa
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Gross Fake ID
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Give 100% at Work
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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