THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
In order to please others, we loose our
hold on our life's purpose
Epictetus
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that
wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will.
You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others'
hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even
fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is
flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much,
forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt.
Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second
chances. you just have to live life to the fullest,
tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off,
speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand,
comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up,
stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts.
Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most
of all, live in the moment because every second you spend
angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Barfield the cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b021.html
investments
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b022.html
I don't get it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b023.html
Honey?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b024.html
twitter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
where's Otto
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/785.html
budlite
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/783.html
Epic Chevy Truck Jump Fail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/784.html
suntan booth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/786.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
something different
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd595.html
pointers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd596.html
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Once upon a time an American aerospace company and
the Japanese decided to have a competitive boat race
on the Tennessee river.Both teams practiced hard and
long to reach their peak performance.On the big day
they both felt as ready as they could be.
The Japanese won by a mile. What was the problem?
Afterwards,the American team became very discouraged
by the loss,and morale sagged.Corporate management
decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had
to be found.A continuous measurable Improvement Team
was set up to investigate the problem and to recommend a
ppropriate Corrective action.Their conclusion. The
problem was that the Japanese team had eight people
rowing and one person steering,whereby The American team
had one person rowing and eight people steering. The
American Corporate steering Committee immediately
hired a consulting firm to do a study on the Management
structure.After some time and millions of dollars,the
consulting firm concluded that Too many people were
steering and not enough rowing. To prevent losing to
the Japanese again next year,the team's management
structure was totally reorganized To four steering
mangers,three area steering managers,one staff steering
manager,and a new performance system for the person rowing
the boat to give more incentive to work harder. We
must give him empowerment and enrichment.That ought to do it.
The next yearThe Japanese won by 2 miles.Humiliated,
the American Corporation laid of the rower for poor
performance,sold all the paddles,canceled all he capital
investments for new equipment,halted development of a
new canoe,gave a high performance award to the
Consulting firm,and distributed the money saved as
bonuses to the senior executives.
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This lady walks into her psychiatrist one day and says:
"Doctor, I just can't have an orgasm."
"Do you masturbate?", he says.
"No luck". is the reply.
"How about cunnilingus?"
"Nope"
"Kick-start vibrator?"
"Wakes up the neighbors, but not me." she complains.
"Hmm, looks like a problem. Wait here." the doctor
says as he walks into the next room.
He walks out with a black velvet case and places it
on his lap. Her eyes widen as he opens it,
revealing its contents.
"What is it", she gasps.
"It's a VOODOO DICK," he proclaims, as he hoists the
foot-long, meaty shaft from the case.
"It is VERY powerful, but it can fulfill your every
desire. Watch. VOODOO DICK, hand!" he commands.
The dick leaps across his lap into his open palm faster
than the eye can see.
"Ooooh", she sighs.
"VOODOO DICK, box." The dick returns in a shot to its case.
"You may take this, but you must promise NOT to abuse its power."
Certainly, of course, anything you say" she sputters,
the wetness in her mouth matched by the wetness in her panties.
So she takes the magic missile with her, thanking the
good doctor and hurrying out to her car.
but she can't wait to get home, so she prys the lid
open on the seat next to her.
"VOODOO DICK, hand!" she commands.
It flies eagerly into her hand. She is amazed by the
size of this veiny tool, and quickly removes her underwear.
"VOODOO DICK, pussy!" she screams, and it obliges.
Burying itself inside her in an instant, she gasps with pleasure.
"VOODOO DICK, fuck me."
It begins to thrust in and out.
"VOODOO DICK, faster!"
It quickens the pace while the woman sits in sexual
bliss. Unbelievable sensations course through her body.
"VOODOO DICK, harder!"
It pounds away furiously as orgasms begin, one after the other.
Soon the woman begins to tire, unaccustomed to this sort of satisfaction.
"VOODOO DICK, stop."
BUT IT WON'T STOP
"VOODOO DICK, stop now!", she yells.
It continues its relentless assault.
"Quit it, VOODOO DICK. That hurts"
It is oblivious to her desires.
She finally manages to wrench it from her pussy and throw it out the window.
Just as she gets the window rolled up, it is there against
the glass, trying to get in.
She quickly starts the car and screeches away in terror.
60, 70, 80 mph.
The VOODOO DICK hot on (and for) her tail.
90, 100.
The woman starts to pull away as the dick fades away behind the last corner.
Sirens blare.
The women is babbling senselessly as the officer approaches her car.
"You-you have to let me go. There is this-this thing - gotta go" she yells.
"Lady, you were doing 100 miles an hour. What the hell is your problem?"
"You don't under-understand. There is this VOODOO DICK following me." she sputters.
"A WHAT?", the cop yells.
"A magic VOODOO DICK. It's after me!" she exclaims.
To which the cop replies, "VOODOO DICK, my ass!"
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One day, the doorbell rings at 221B Baker street. Dr. Watson
goes to the door, as Mrs. Hudson is away for the weekend.
When he opens the door, he sees a schoolgirl standing there.
He says to her, "Yes?"
"I'm here to see Mr. Holmes, sir," she replies.
So the good doctor shows her to the great detective's study.
A few minutes later, he hears what appears to be the sounds of
a great struggle coming from the room, with panting and groaning.
Immediately his mind springs to the only available conclusion -
the evil Professor Moriarty, cleverly disguised as a schoolgirl,
is doing away with the great Holmes! Springing to his feet,
he bounds across the room and yanks the door open...to see
Holmes, naked, lying atop the schoolgirl, going at it.
Pulling himself up to his full height, the doctor sputters,
"I SAY, Holmes! And just what sort of a 'schoolgirl" is this,"
he sneers.The great detective looks up, removes his Meerschaum
pipe from his mouth, and calmly replies, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
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FUN PAGES
Invention of Fruit Snacks
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Circus Clowns
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Foxes are Wild Dogs
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Strongest Tongue
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42244&s=n
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BUFFALO BILL
Ouch!!
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91906.htm
Recession
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91907.htm
Red State Update
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91908.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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