THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"A friend is one who overlooks your broken fence
and admires the flowers in your garden."
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A group of alumni, highly established in their
careers, got together to visit their old university
professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints
about stress in work and in life. Offering his guests
coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned
with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups -
porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking,
some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help
themselves to the coffee.When all the students had a
cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed,
all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving
behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you
to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source
of your problems and stress."
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but
you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing
each other's cups. Now consider this: Life is the coffee,
and the jobs, money and position in society are the cups.
They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and do not
change the quality of Life. Sometimes, by concentrating
only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided."
So, don't let the cups drive you .... enjoy the coffee instead.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
heat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b041.html
deadline
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b042.html
impossible
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b043.html
references
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b044.html
rescue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
(Funny Commercials from the superbowl!!!!)
(The doriots commercial is my fav)
Chevrolet Camaro Superbowl 2011 Commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/797.html
PEPSI SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL 2011
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/798.html
Doritos Banned Crash The Super Bowl 2011 "Make Them Yours"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/799.html
Extended Cut - Mercedes-Benz
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/800.html
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POWER POINR DISPLAY
do not disturb
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd603.html
have a nice weekend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd604.html
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because
gosh-darn it,he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because
it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed
the road because he recognized the need to engage
in cooperation and dialogue with all
the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I
personally helped that little chicken to cross the
road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified
to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this
country gets the chance it deserves to cross the
road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken
is on our side of the road, or The chicken is either
against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you
can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken
crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken
cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong
road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against
it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We
need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken
won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on
this side of the road before it goes after the problem on
the other side of the road. What we need to
do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not
taking on his current
problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems,which is why he wants to cross this road so badly.
So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes
and take falls, which is a part of life,I'm going to give
this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road
and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a
chicken,but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the
other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's
guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken
was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to
sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No
little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
the road.Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and
that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments,
we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time,
the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case
of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of
crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2011, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents,
and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral
part of eChicken2011.
This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a
regular checkup. "Any specific problems you
should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even
the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she
replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a
genetic disorder and it is more often found in
men, but it is possible for a woman to be a
hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose
when you have your period?"
After calculating for a moment the hooker
replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred
dollars, I guess."
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A young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. The
doctor examined the baby and then asked the woman, "Is he breast fed
or bottle fed?"
"Breast fed," replied the woman.
"Strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
The woman did as she was told and the doctor examined her breasts.
He squeezed and pulled each one for a while and then he sucked hard on
each nipple. Finally he remarked, "No wonder this child is suffering
from malnutrition. You don't have any milk!"
"That's right," said the woman. "This is my sister's child."
"Well," said the startled doctor. "I had no idea. You shouldn't have
come."
"I didn't," replied the woman, "until you started sucking on my second
breast."
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BUFFALO BILL
Concert
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90912.htm
Hospital
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90913.htm
Plane Ride
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90914.htm
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FUN PAGES
In the Express Lane
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6521&s=n
How to Fly Aircraft Mirage
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42411&s=n
Pet Bear
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42239&s=n
Never-Married Woman In Her 40s
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6457&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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