Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
My computer seems to have joined the world of the living again
without any dreaded registry editing. I received a letter from a
reader
on the subject.
How long did you give it to start? My Vista x64 box will
occasionally pull this stunt on me, but one of two things always
happens. Either it'll reboot itself after a bit more time, then boot
normally the next time, or else it'll take 3-10 minutes to do
anything, then continue on perfectly normally.
Most of the time it's the first is immediately after a video driver
update. The second has been a random occurrence, any time after I'd
installed one of the 192.xx Nvidia drivers, either cold or warm
boot. I'm told the MS version of the drivers (from the WU) will
produce the unrecoverable version of this, but I've never personally
used them and don't consider that source entirely reliable...he
wouldn't have been patient enough to wait if it had taken even 3
minutes, let alone closer to 10.
Box has been scanned repeatedly for malware, always clean, and used
exclusively for gaming and media. Bottom line....video driver issue.
196.21 still causes it but performs well enough to overlook it,
considering I only reboot the box about 6-8 times a year.
I don't know if any of this is useful to you, but figured I'd be
remiss not to pass it along.
buffalo says that is actually one of the different varieties of the
black screen of death that
is recoverable. If it happens before log-in, generally you have to
reinstall windows but
if it happens after log-in or there is no log-in you have a chance.
My problem was that a line
in the registry had been changed that told it to start explorer. I
had been able to start it in
task manager but was worried it would require a regedit to repair.
Immediately after I got
it to boot up, I ran Super Anti-Spyware and found 11 threats and
removed those. I then
did the lists for a couple of days afraid to reboot. On the third
day I shut down with
a few unusual blips and flashes and booted back up and my desktop
was back with no
problems. It could be as was said, a temporary glitch, caused by the
malware that was
supposedly there, or the simple action of reentering the task may
have put it back
in the registry. I could search through log files etc.and maybe come
up with a reason
but I have learned over the years when a computer fixes itself to
just not worry about it.
On a similar line the phone I dropped on the floor a week ago just
started working again and
so did the daughter's cell phone. Maybe I have Gremlins or Mother
Nature just doesn't
like me but I will take what I can get.
Enjoy the chips and congratulations to the Packers on a good game...
buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1974
WTH (what the heck)
BJ, Katie and Sandi went to bed Monday night and when they woke up
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Katie: Father I have to go to the bathroom but ..
Sandi: Just come with me Katie and we can make it quick.
BJ: Work called and it is closed. We get to watch movies today.
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