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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Ray, A fellow Yooper seems to have the answer to why
our gas prices are going down.
Bill,
Look at your calendar, is there anything 'big' planned for the Soo this
week, or weekend? NOPE. are there extra tourists here this week or
weekend? NOPE. Has the melting snow hindered snowmobile traffic and
tourists? YES. mmmmmmmmm still wonder why Gas has gone down? If it
weren't for all the Canadians coming over and buying gas and hitting
Wal-Mart right now, the gas and prices would drop considerably lower.
Just you wait until spring hits, and boats and fishing, and tournaments,
and motorcycles. and tourists, and school out. Watch it climb. I see
the National average of gas is like $3.15.9 so we are still a bit
high. I think they should remove Alaska, and Hawaii from the averages.
and that one lone southern state that is always at rock bottom, like now
it is New Orleans, La. then figure nat'l avg.
Here is a web site you can check it out.
http://autos.msn.com/everyday/GasStationsBeta.aspx
Ray.
I guess I forgot to factor in the the I-500 race and the tourist traffic
of a week ago and how it coincided with the price rise. I always
considered that price gouging but obviously the oil companies
and the government have a different name for it,
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1982
The Adventures of Katie (Part Eight)
Tuesday
BJ: This is the third day. What can you tell us Katie.
Katie: It was cold, I was hungry. I got very tired. There were packs
of
dogs that ran in the fields that wanted to play with me, but I was
afraid
of them.
Sandi: Coyotes and they would have killed and eaten you Katie.
Katie: I outran them at first, then when I got tired, I had to hide.
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Sandi: Hawks. They would not have bothered you when well but
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Katie: I was scared.but I was heading back to Guthrie. I made it 20
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BJ: Amazing.But Katie, you would never made it another 80 miles. As
bad
as you feel now, can you image five times more?
Katie: I might have made it. I had to, it was home.
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BJ: Did you learn your lesson about staying in the backyard?
Katie: What?
Diana: It is hopeless.
The end
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