THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
To love a person is to know the song
that is in their heart, and to sing it
to them when they have forgotten.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
America's Problem In One Picture
This financial crisis is forcing
state and local agencies to make
some tough decisions.
If things continue for much longer,
there's a real risk that we may
have to lay off Jose.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
dumbshit sex
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leave me alone!
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have a seat
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a beer belly
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the good news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
CJ Dippa, 11 ~ America's Got Talent 2010,
auditions Dallas
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JibJab - Big Box Mart
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Funny Rap Video- "I Got It On Ebay"
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Betty Boop Cartoon Banned For Drug Use 1934
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/825.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
a paradox
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the beauty of life
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A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi
all served as chaplains to the students of Northern
Michigan University in Marquette. They would get
together two or three times a week for coffee and
to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that
preaching to people isn't really all that hard -
a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One
thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment.
They would all go out into the woods, find a bear,
preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they all came together to discuss
their experience. Father Flannery, who had his arm in a
sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his
body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went
into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him,
I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that
bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me
around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled
him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle
as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give
him first communion and confirmation.'
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next.. He was in a wheelchair,
had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.
In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, 'WELL,
brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and
I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear
from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do
with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle.
We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another
until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and
BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became
as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising J
esus...Hallelujah! The priest and the reverend both looked
down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was
in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running
in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.
The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, ...
circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
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A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new
bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his
new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells
the timid man, "If you ever hear that Big John is coming to
town, drop everything and run for the hills!! He's the
meanest, biggest, nastiest outlaw who ever lived!!"
A few weeks pass uneventfully. But one afternoon, a local
cowhand comes running through town yelling, "Big John is
coming to town!! Run for your lives!!!" When the bartender
exits the saloon to start running, he's knocked to the ground
by several townspeople scurrying out of town. As he's picking
himself up, he sees a large man approaching the saloon,
riding on a black bear, and using a Cottonmouth Moccasin
snake for a whip.He stomps up to the door, orders the poor
barkeep inside, and demands, "I want a beer NOW!!" He pounds
his heavy fist on the bar, splitting it in half. The bartender
nervously hands the big man a beer, hands shaking. He takes
the beer, rips the top of the bottle off with his teeth,
and downs the beer in one gulp.
As the poor timid bartender cowers behind the bar, the big
man gets up to leave. "Do you want another beer?" the bartender calls out.
"Dang it, I don't have time!!" the big man yells. "I gotta get
out of town!!! Didn't ya hear Big John is a-comin??"
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The first guy said, "You know, I'm really lucky. When my wife
makes love, she's like an acrobat. She can get into the
most incredible positions." The second guy said, "I'm lucky,
too. My wife is like a world-class pianist when we have sex.
She's got the most talented hands you can imagine."
No one spoke for a moment. Then the first guy said to the third
guy, "George how's you wife in bed?" George took a sip of his
beer, then replied, "I guess you could say that my wife makes
love like a chess player." "A chess player?"
"Yeah. Every twenty minutes, she moves."
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BUFFALO BILL
Moshonov
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Mother's Day
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Moulin Huge
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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