THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If you can't see the bright side
then polish the dull side.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am rather surprised. Ordered a
new monitor since my old one bit the
dust. They said it would take a week
or so to get here as I was too cheap to
pay the expedited 39 dollar fee for shipping.
Guess what, I was shocked when it arrived
yesterday. I had only ordered it the day
before, so I got delivery 24 hours later
with out paying the fee for it. Sometimes,
ya win!!!! And ya know what? its marvelous,
I don't have to squint at that itty bitty
spare monitor I was using any more!
I CAN SEE!!!!!!
Hooray!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
suggestion box
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c041.html
the morning after
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c042.html
perfect affect
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c043.html
discount movers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c044.html
multitasking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c045.html
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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
Ray Stevens - Help Me Make It Through The Night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/851.html
Senior Olympic Synchronized Swimming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/852.html
Foghorn Leghorn Rant!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/853.html
Steve Martin - King Tut (Live 1979)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/854.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
horny animals
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd622.html
Paddy's friend, Joe, was taking a night course
in adult education. "Who is George Washington?"
he asked Paddy. "I don't know" Paddy replied.
"He was the first president of the United States,"
said Joe. "Do you know who Lord Nelson was?"
"No," said Paddy. "He was a great British Admiral,"
said Joe. "You see you should go to
night school like I do."
"Now I have a question for you," said Paddy.
"Do you know who Mick O'Sullivan is?"
"I don't," admitted Joe. "Well," said Paddy,
"he is the guy who is banging your wife while you
are at night school."
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The waitress was waiting about as patiently
as could be expected while the guy was slowly
going over the breakfast menu. Being a smart ass,
he said to the other guys in the booth, and loud
enough for her to overhear, "I usually never return
to a restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm
served with my eggs is a match in size for my own."
The waitress gave him a disgusted look and commented,
"In that case, maybe you should be looking at the
children's menu."
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Rebecca is suing her husband Sydney for divorce after
35 years of marriage. When she gets on the witness
stand, she spends 20 minutes explaining all of Sydney's
faults, and ending up with, "And that's not
all, your Honour. My husband is always cursing me -
in fact he even curses me in his sleep."
At that, Sydney jumps up out of his seat and shouts,
"That's a total lie, your Honour. I'm not asleep!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Duck Job
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012818.htm
Excedrin
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012819.htm
Excuse Me Miss
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012820.htm
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FUN PAGES
Thing Thing Arena 2
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41834&s=n
Avalon Escape
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41669&s=n
How to Fly Aircraft Mirage
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42411&s=n
Camel's Eye Lids
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42399&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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