THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Middle age is when it takes longer to
rest than to get tired.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS, MY ASS!
It's Friggin' Freezing.
There's snow up my ass,
all the food's covered with
3 feet of this white shit
and you want ME to sing?
Like maybe Anne Murray's
"Snowbird"? Piss Off!!
Next year, I'm going to fly to
Jamaica and smoke dope!!
I do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMCICS
pre sexual
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b066.html
I don't like these people
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b067.html
please Harold
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to be a plummer
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here you are sir
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
YouTube - Red Light Runners Compilation
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Banned Rude Virgin Mobile
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/820.html
Sick Note
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/821.html
Two young guys appear in court after being
arrested for smoking dope.The judge says, "You
seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give
you a second chance instead of jail time. I
want you to go out this weekend and try to
convince others of the evils of drug use.
I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to
give up drugs forever.""Seventeen people?
That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles
like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle
is your brain before drugs and the small circle is
your brain after drugs.""That's admirable," says the
judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says.
"I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said,
'This is your asshole before prison.................
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Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day." replied Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up
a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they
couldn't get
him into a body bag because he had this huge
erection. Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked
guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I
grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see" said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"
Roy replied: "Wrong room."
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Paul was not the brightest guy around. Every day,
when he walked home from work, he would get stopped
by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.
Finally, Paul decided that it would serve his best
interest to walk a different route, but also take some
self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well with it.
So, one day, on the way home from work, Paul confidently
decided to take his old route home and, sure enough,
there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.
The next afternoon, Paul went to his karate class with a
black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip.
His instructor was shocked and asked for an explanation.
"Well," explained Paul, "I took my old way home last night
so I could beat those guys up who used to steal my money."
His instructor said, "What happened?"
Paul replied, "They jumped me before I could get my socks and shoes off!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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