THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Today if Dorothy met some old guys who had no heart, no
brain and no courage, she wouldn't be in Kansas or Oz,
she would be in Congress
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Did you know? I learned something interesting the other
day about Manure: Do you mind if I share it with you?
In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had
to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention
of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure
were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry
form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water
(at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but the
process of fermentation began again, of which a by product
is methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored below
decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.
Methane began to build up below decks and the first time
someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it
was determined just what was happening
After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with
the instruction ' Stow high in transit ' on them, which
meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower
decks so that any water that came into the hold would not
touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Stow High In Transit)
which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
You probably did not know the true history of this word.
Neither did I.
The stuff ya learn from readin this page...
GO FIGGER!
We do hope you enjoy todays issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the new girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b051.html
the bridal suite
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b052.html
paying for it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b053.html
casual day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b054.html
I'm dressed for it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Around the World on $69 Million in Welfare Funds
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/806.html
Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot and Trade Show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/807.html
Motorcycle Crash
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/808.html
a year in 2 minits
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/809.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Polynesia
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd606.html
Italian women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd607x.html
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Viagra
Viagra has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians.
Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?
A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
A man at the pharmacy went to pick up his Viagra prescription
exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with
him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."
...Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet
stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino?
One cup and you're up all night.
How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb?
One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.
A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet
in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry.
Now, his shirt is too stiff to wear.
Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland,
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra
slid off into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.
New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan
to pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to raise right up.
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Mom, I'm pregnant," announced a teen.
"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?"
asked her mom."That I should take measures. That's what
I did! I took measures and went with the biggest."
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Hello? Is this the State Mental Hospital?"
"Yes, it is."
"Can I Speak to Mr. Russell in room twenty-seven?"
"One moment and I'll connect you... (pause) I'm sorry,
Mr. Russell is not answering."
"Good. That means I must have really escaped."
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It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to
get in, but they haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it
under his arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and
in he walks.The Englishman picks up a length of
scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault"
and in he walks.The Irishman looks around and picks
up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing".
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BUFFALO BILL
Brass Pole
http://www.buffaloschips.com/9269.htm
Bud Light Wheel
http://www.buffaloschips.com/92610.htm
Brownie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/92699.htm
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FUN PAGES
How to Fly the Wide Fenix
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Beatles Autographs
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Drunk Insects
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Yogurt From Milk
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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