THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The things that come to those that wait may be
the things left by those who got there first
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
lots of stuff in the news today:
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Police in London have found a bomb outside a
mosque. They called the ATF for help on what
to do with it. The ATF sent two detectives.
After a couple minutes of investigation,
they came back and reported to the Brits...
"Tell the public not to panic we've managed to push it inside."
Ground hog Phil in Pennsylvania says that he did not see his shadow yesterday
for Ground hog day. There fore, it will be an early spring.
isn't that good to know? Experts say that Phil
is correct at least 39 percent of the time.
Here is the weather forecast for tomorrow!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a flotation device
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b016.html
aha
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b017.html
second hand smoke
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b018.html
unisex barber
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b019.html
nice to meet you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
"Are you drinking tonight?"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/779.html
"Funny Video" Porta Potty PRANK!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/780.html
Funny Fails Of 2010
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/781.html
Memory-a spoof by Pam Peterson
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/782.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
so, who wants a faster internet?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd594.html
Bill and Harry, two elderly friends, always met
at the entrance to the local park everyday to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss
world problems.They'd been meeting like this several
months, but one day, Bill didn't show up.At first
Harry didn't think much about it, figuring that
maybe he had come down with a cold or something.
But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so,
Harry really started to get worried. However
since the only time the two of them ever
got together was at the park, Harry didn't know
where Bill lived, so was unable to get in touch with
him, inorder to try and find out, what had happened
to him.As a month had now passed Harry figured he'd
finally seen the last of his friend but one day as
Harry arrived at the park, lo 'n behold there sat
his good buddy.Harry was very excited and happy
seeing him again, after so long..., saying 'For
crying out loud Bill where in the world have you
been - what happened to you?' Bill answered by
saying, 'Well Harry, you won't believe it but
'I've been in jail...!' 'Jail...? You've been in
the slammer? Arrested...!' cried Harry,
'What'd you do?' 'Well, Bill, you remember Sue,
that cute little blonde waitress that works
down at the Circle Coffee Shop there on 5th Street
where I sometimes go in the morning'
'Yeah,' said Harry, 'Who wouldn't remember that
little sweetie! What about her?''Well, one day last
month, she upped and filed rape charges against me;
and at 89 years..., I was so proud; that by the time
I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'...!
But, that there judge, said, he didn't believe me,
and instead, gave me 30 days
for perjury ...!
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A guy walks a woman to the door after their first date.
He asks her if she had a good time.
She tells him yes but that to get her really horny,
she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.
The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening
out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her,
throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and
away they go to the nearest bikers bar.
The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with
the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags
her up to the bedroom. He asks her "Well, was I rough?"
"Yes" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.
"And was I Tough?" he asks.
"Oh yes," she moans.
"Well then, it's time to be selfish".
So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a hand job.
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The policeman was walking his beat when he saw two men
fighting and a little boy standing alongside them crying,
"Daddy, Daddy!"The officer pulled the two men apart and,
turning to the boy, asked, "Which one is your father, lad?"
"I don't know," the boy said, rubbing tears from his eyes.
"That's what they're fighting about!"
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a
big problem, doctor.Every time we're in bed and my husband
climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.
I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
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BUFFAL BILL
American Beauty
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42519.htm
First Time
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42520.htm
See you in Hell
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42521.htm
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FUN PAGES
I Love You In Italian
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Driving Skills
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38549&s=n
Glowing Urine
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Ford Cars with Dodge Engines
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42387&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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