THE POSTMANS CORNER!
"Life is a narrative that you have a hand in writing."
-Henriette Anne Klauser-
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I got my yearly property tax evaluation in the mail
yesterday on this old dump of a house. In keeping with
the times, property value dropped a couple thousand, again.
Not that it really matters. Paid the thing off a couple
years back and we is too old to start on another one.
Besides, We live here not because of
value, but because it is our home. And if I have my way,
this is where the war department and me will die, also.
Interstingly, I noticed that altho values dropped last
year, the city saw fit to increase the taxes. Another sign
of the times. Altho that really does not matter, we
would probably live here regardless. Its good to have a
place called home, no matter how humble.
In the middle of a "snowmageddon" this morning. At this time
here in West Michigan, it looks fierce outside. Schools
already closed for tomorrow, and a blizzard warning is in
effect for most of the counties around here. Looks like
I won't be going anywhere too soon in the next couple days!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
So...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b011.html
new laptop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b012.html
fat lady sings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b013.html
congratulations
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b014.html
the rain cap
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
picking up a fat chick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/776.html
we can fix anything
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/777.html
a big pair of em
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/778.html
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POWER PONT DISPLAYS
bald is beautiful(hot lookin chix)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd591.html
2 restaurants
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd592.html
cloud formations from around the world
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd593.html
The husband was angry when he found out that his wife
had been cheating on him. He shouts at her, "I will
play second fiddle to no one!" She replies, "Second
fiddle? You are lucky you are still in the band!"
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A salesman walks into a bar and asks, "Do you know where
Bubba lives?" "Sure," says the bartender, "But you have
to be careful. Don't honk your horn when you pull up in
front of Bubba's house." "Why is that?" asked the salesman.
"Well, you see, about three months ago, Bubba's wife ran off
with a banjo player named Junior. And every time Bubba hears
someone honk, he's afraid the banjo player is bringing her back."
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A teacher asks the class to name things that end with *tor* that
eat things. The first little boy says "alligator". "Very
good, that*s a big word". The second boy says, "predator".
"Yes, that*s another big word, well done".
Then little Johnny says, "vibrator". After nearly falling
off her chair,she says, "That is a big word but, it doesn*t
eat anything". "Well, my sister has one and says it eats fucking
batteries like there*s no tomorrow".
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Over beers, two mates were having a discussion
about the charms of a certain actress.
"I say she's overrated," said one. "Take away her
hair, her lips, and her figure, and what have you got?"
"My ol' lady." said the other.
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BUFFALO BILL
Breast Implant recall
http://www.buffaloschips.com/92010.htm
Bush On Global Warming
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1221.htm
Chinook Water
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1251.htm
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FUN PAGES
Size of the Sun
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42402&s=n
Dogs Wearing Toupees
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42390&s=n
A Race Across the Paper Cosmos
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42159&s=n
Discount Airlines
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6455&s=n
THATS' ALL FOLKS!!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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