THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Not getting what you want is sometimes
a wonderful stroke of luck
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am going to end up going crazy with this silly
monitor!!! my old 22 incher died a few days ago
and right now I am using an old spare 17 incher.
Can't see chit! Ordered a 22 inch online and its supposed
to take about a week to get here! omg!!! Well folks,
this is FUN! not !!!!
Looks like things are going
to warm up today! weather man says we gonna have
a heat wave of 37 degrees!!! Around here in
West Michigan, we start thinking about getting the
fishin poles out, goin swimmin, maybe barbequeing
at that kind of temperature. Maybe I'll get a heat
stroke, enjoying the sun tomorrow.
Go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
Wi fi
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c031.html
from a distance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c032.html
Frosty sleeps
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c033.html
sorry Jones...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c034.html
barkey and hops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Ray Stevens - The Skies Just Ain't Friendly Anymore
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/846.html
TWO DOGS DINING
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/845.html
REALITY REPORT #73 - Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/844.html
Volkswagen Commercial: The Force
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/843.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Victor Molev
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd618.html
sculptures
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd619.html
THINGS YOU wILL NEVER HEAR YOUR DAD SAY
10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop
and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready
for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!!
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating's
not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might
want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of
those doo-hickey thingies--ya know--that makes it run or something.
Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring.
Now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money
for you to spend.
1. What do I want for my birthday? Aahh -- don't worry about that.
It's no big deal. (Okay, they might say it. But they don't mean it)
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The Teacher was trying to get
the class to understand how the
Indians must have felt when they
first encountered the Spanish explorers.
"How would you feel," she asked,
"If someone showed up on your doorstep
looking very different, spoke a strange
language and wore unusual clothes?
Would'nt you be a bit scared?"
"Nah" one boy answered, "I'd just figure
it was my sisters date."
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As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store
recently, the saleswoman let me know that the
store was having a 20% off sale.
"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her
something." she suggested.
"I don't have a girlfriend," I answered.
"No girlfriend?"
"No, my wife won't let me."
BUFFALO BILL
clear coat
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jkvfdvnxc.htm
holy dress
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nkxgxklvx.htm
bug
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kfkxvx.htm
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FUN PAGES
Rhyme Time
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42232&s=n
Midget Joke 101
ttp://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42482&s=n
Jewel Quest Mysteries: Trail of the Midnight Heart
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41739&s=n
Cat Leather
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42243&s=n
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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