THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The past should be left in the past otherwise
it can destroy your future. Live life for what
tomorrow has to offer,not for what yesterday
has taken away!
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVETIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
John Boehner, (Republican from Ohio) and speaker
of the house, held a press conference yesterday.
He declared,
"Finally we have the proof about the president.
If Americans want to believe differently, that is
their priviledge."
THEY KNOW!!!!!
We do hope you enjoy todayd's issue!
Cordially Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
cool
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welcome
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c012.html
facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c013.html
giving thanks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c014.html
you forgot, doctor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Derry taxi mans passat vs Buncrana phonebox
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/829.html
Fuzzy's day of golf
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/830.html
The Japanese and the polar bears
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/831.html
The Purse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/832.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
4 principles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd613.html
God
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd614.html
As it happened, their wedding night fell during a
religious holiday, and, devout Episcopalian that
he was, Mr. Rogers simply couldn't make love to
his virginal bride. "I'm sorry," he said as they
snuggled in bed, "but I can't have you tonight.
It's Lent." Her brow crinkling with concern, his
new bride said,
"Okay... but to whom and for how long?"
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At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an
inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books he
turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I
notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do
with the end of the roll when there's too little left
to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up
and send them back to the bandage company and every
now and then they send us a free box of bandages.."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed
that his unusual question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about
all these plaster purchases? What do you do with
what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the
inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable
question. "We save it and send it back to the
manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a
free package of plaster." "I see," replied the auditor,
thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you
do with all the leftover
foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO.
"What we do is save all the little foreskins and send
them to the IRS Office, andabout once a year they
send us a complete dick."
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Sean got home in the early hours of the morning
after a night at the local pub. He made such a racket
hitting into the furniture as he weaved his way through
the house, that he woke up the missus. "What on earth are
you doing down there?" she yelled down from the
bedroom. "Get yourself up here to bed and don't waken
the neighbors." "I'm trying to get a barrel of Guinnes
up the stairs" he shouted.
"Leave it 'till the morning" she shouted down
"I can't" he said "I've drank it!"
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It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are
living in a wicked land where sin is on every hand. I have had a
terrible fight with the old devil all week." Whereupon her husband,
who was sitting glumly by her side said, "It's not all my fault
either; she's tough to get along with."
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BUFFALO BILL
My SS Check
http://www.buffaloschips.com/010910.htm
NEVER MARRY A WOMAN BIGGER THAN YOU!
http://www.buffaloschips.com/010912.htm
It Looked Like A Parking Space
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gssjak.htm
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FUN PAGES
Dog Vegan
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Blonde Secretary
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Eating 12 Pounds of Cereal
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Heat Expands Glass
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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