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A married couple are traveling by car from
Victoria to Prince George . Being seniors,
after almost eleven hours on the road, they were
too tired to continue, and decided to take a
room.But, they only planned to sleep for four hours
and then get back on the road. When they checked
out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them
a bill for $350.00.The man explodes and demands to
know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although
it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth
$350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him
that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. He insisted
on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains
that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool
and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.'
But we didn't use them," the husband said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
The Manager went on to explain that the couple
could also have taken in one of the shows for
which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers
from New York , Hollywood , and
Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned,
the husband replied, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband
gave up and agreed to pay. As he didn't
have the check book he asked his wife to write the
check. She did and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
"But ma'am, this is only made out for $50.00."
''That's correct. I charged you $300.00
for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with senior citizens.
They didn't get there by being stupid!
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A Lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
What he had to say for himself..
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,'
and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
And sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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