THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"One's philosophy is not best expressed in words;
it is expressed in the choices one makes ...
and the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility."
Eleanor Roosevelt
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal(tm): For thou art with me;
Thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of mine barista;
Thou anointest my brain with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of Starbucks forever.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
thank goodness Carl!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b036.html
poker face
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b037.html
fortunes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b038.html
how to count
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b039.html
switching partners
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
that was close!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/794.html
a dolphine and a yellow lab
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/795.html
Mt. Dew/fast
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/796.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
somewhere in N. Dakotah
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd602.html
Myanmar (Burma)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd601.html
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a
middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter
methodically placing "Love" stamps
on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying
scent all over them.His curiosity getting the better of him,
he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine
cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the
story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the
ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,
saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the
5 PM news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
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"Open wider" requested the dentist as he began his examination of
the patient. "Good Grief!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest
cavity I've ever seen -- the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"OK Doc!" replied the patient, "I'm scared enough without you saying
something like that twice."
"I didn't!" said the dentist, "That was the echo."
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Buffalo Bill
No screwing in public restrooms
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42516.htm
Work For head
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42517.htm
Wicked Picture
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42518.htm
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FUN PAGES
Balloon Eater
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38556&s=n
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
Crush the Castle
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42465&s=n
Olympics Canceled
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42221&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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