THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Its not important that you hold
all the cards, Its important how
well you play with the cards you do hold
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you were busy being kind
Before you knew it you would find,
You'd soon forget to think it was true
That someone was unkind to you.
If you were busy being glad
And cheering people who were sad,
Although your heart might ache a bit,
You'd soon forget to notice it.
If you were busy being good
And doing just the best you could,
You'd not have time to blame the man
Who's doing the very best he can.
If you were busy being true
To what you know you ought to do,
You'd be so busy you'd forget
The blunders of the folks you've met.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
East meets West
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c036.html
doomsdayers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c037.html
spreading it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c038.html
whodunit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c039.html
it's simple
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Thailand, Once in a Lifetime
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/848.html
A Tour of Egypt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/847.html
a bad yachting day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/849.html
Jeff Dunham and Walter in Montreal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/850.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Robertha Rodriguez(hot chick)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd620x.html
remastered photos from 1943
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd621.html
The composition teacher asked the class to
write about an unusual event that happened during
the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..."
"My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?"
"He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help
yesterday.
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Izzy goes to see Rabbi Levy. "Rabbi," he says,
"you remember Sarah and I got divorced last year?"
"Yes Izzy, I remember."
"Well Rabbi, the thing is, my friends are telling
me that Sarah is feeling very sorry she divorced me.
They think she wants to get back with me.
What do you think I should do?"
"Nothing," said Rabbi Levy, "do absolutely nothing."
"You seem so sure about this, Rabbi. Why?"
"Yes, Izzy, I am," replied Rabbi Levy. "You see,
wives are very much like fishermen - complaining
about the one they caught, and bragging about
the one that got away."
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Did you know that Eagles mate for life?
Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest
for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.
After a while when she didn't return he went looking
and found her. She had been shot dead!
Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of
mourning he decided that he must get himself another
mate, but since there weren't any lady eagles available
he'd have to cross the feather barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely
dove and brought her back to the nest.
The sex was good but all the dove would say is ..... '
I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'
Well this so got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove
out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate..
He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to
the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is........
'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!'
So out with the loon.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a
gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest.
This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....
NO, The duck didn't say THAT !
You're a pervert!
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BUFFALO BILL
Delete
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012816.htm
New Robot
http://www.buffaloschips.com/uijhgyugu.htm
New Saw
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhytfr.htm
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FUN PAGES
A Race Across the Paper Cosmos
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42159&s=n
Illegal Swim
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41426&s=n
The Rise of Atlantis
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41793&s=n
Midget Joke 101
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42482&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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