THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You know, this is one holiday I dislike.
You are obligated to go out and get someone
a gift. There are these stupid looking hearts
everywhere, and you don't even get a day off for
it. Always wondered why I am required to show
love for someone today, even tho I do that every day.
Anyways. the war department has to work today, so we went
to Olive Gardens for lunch on Saturday instead. I love their
Chicken Parmesian.:) Later we went on the web and
ordered new matching cell phones. With camera
capability, even! I am not crazy about it, but
its what she wanted, so its alright. Altho I
still have no one to talk to, I am probably
the last person in America now to get a cell
phone:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
VALENTINE CARTOONS
happy valentines to u too!
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sorry
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sniffed
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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Super Funny Valentine's Day Song
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Ann Summers Valentines Day Gift
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Newfie Valentine
...it's cupid's time of year...isn't it??...
Fer Me Dear Wife
I writes ta say I loves ya by!
Cause I don't say it very much
Everytime I tries ta cuddle ya
Ya says GET A WAY, DON'T TOUCH!
I tried ta be more gentle
Took me rubbers off outside
When I tells ya where I was last nite
Ya always tinks I lied
Ya knows I loves me fishin
Ya knows I loves me boat!
But you're da life preserver
I needs to stay afloat!
So I got ya sometin really nice
How much, please don't ass
But you'll find it a lot easier now
When ya goes ta cut da grass!
Just pull da cord, stand behind
Steer her as you go
Next Valentines I'll get ya sometin
Dat helps ya shovel snow!
So keep up da cookin and cleanin
You're de only one I got
To keep me duds all washed and clean
And me coffee always hot!
You knows dat I appreciates
Your home made buns & bread
And I hope dat it continues on
Till one of us is dead!
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MORE CARTOONS
wow
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how liberal are u
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poor ms piggy
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hey buddy
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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm
divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, sex
and more sex, my vagina is now the size of
a 50 cent piece when it used to be about
the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says:
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion,
you drive a Ferrari,
you get $2,000 a week allowance,
you take 6 vacations a year, and
you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
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One night, Tim was walking home when, all of
a sudden, a thief jumped him.
Tim and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled
about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous
fight. However, the thief managed to get the better
of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Tim's pockets and all
he could find on Tim was 25 cents. The thief was
so surprised at this that he asked Tim why he had
bothered to fight so hard for a mere 25 cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" Tim replied, "I thought
you were after the five hundred dollars I've got
in my shoe!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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