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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I got a note on Facebook the other night that I had
been hired as a bartender at Woogie's Bar which
appeared to have been started by Eva so I headed
over to that app to see what was happening. I found
myself and my sister Mary there tending bar, a job she
does quite well and Eva as the DJ playing Lady Gaga
songs. Not only was it amazing that she had set the
whole thing up without reading but she had had to
expand her bar twice because of its popularity. Although
Eva uses Windows 7, Vista, and XP during the
course of the day she really seems to enjoy Windows
& the most and figured out how to run a split screen
all by herself.
Speaking of Windows 7 Service Pack 1 is now available
through Windows Update and totaled about a 100 megabytes
for my setup. It seems to be well received by all that have
downloaded it so far so I took a chance on it too on the
first day.
Have fun and we will see you tomorrow.
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Random Chips
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The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she
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After getting married, I was advised to use the rhythm method.
Despite
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Then, a doctor suggested the safe period. At the time, we were
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when
the house was empty. Needless to say, this didn't work, and the wife
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"Because every Saturday night I go out and drink a fifth of the
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An agreeable girl named Miss Doves
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She will use her bare fist
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But she really prefers to wear gloves
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With his pecker limp on the floor,
And his wife still implorying for more --
"Ten hours of screwing
Has been my undoing;
I simply can't Fuck any more!"
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While Greeley was fucking Miss Klutz,
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I just wanted to blow off my nuts"
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Parting Chips
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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector
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One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together
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in the closet stark naked.
The husband however became suspicious, and after a search
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"Who are you?" he asked him.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1985 Adjustments
BJ is going to bed.. Katie as usual is curled up on the pillows. What is
different is when BJ gets under the covers Katie stretches out North and
South. Sandi is a bit befuddled because her spot is usually next to dad,
North and South. However, Sandi is understanding of Katie's plight and
moves over leaving Katie in the middle. A few minutes pass.
Katie: Whimper..whimper..
BJ: What's the matter girl?
Katie: I may have healed physically, but I am scared.
BJ: Come here.
Katie scoots as close as possible to dad her head on his shoulder her
paws on his chest and soon she is sound asleep. BJ has one arm around
Katie's neck and one arm around her still slim body.
Sandi: It's okay Daddy. She needs you now more than she has ever needed
you. She feels like she is alone and lost. It will take time to heal.
The song 'Amazing Grace' flows though BJ's head. lost but then I was
found.
The herd (May we all turn to Him when we get lost and seek peace as
Katie turned to me. My dogs keep teaching me lessons of life.)
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