THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
I feel like I'm diagonally
parked in a parallel universe
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Winter driving tip
Driving in the snow is like eating pussy……………
If you don't slow down and pay attention you could
slide into the asshole in front of you!
Be careful this winter!
A PUBLIC SERVOCE ANONNOUNCEMENT PROVIDED BY
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
problem child
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b056.html
low fat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b057.html
I love you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b058.html
do you mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b059.html
Clark Kent and an identity crisis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Ronald Reagan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/810.html
underarm thermometer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/811.html
goes down good
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/812.html
golf
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/813.html
target
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/814.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
really old photographs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd608.html
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Q: What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
A: The space bar.
Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
A: It slipped a disk.
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: It was looking for a byte to eat.
Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness.
Q: How did the mouse get out of the Russian Cathedral?
A: He clicked on an icon and opened a window.
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Have you heard that Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce?
Yes, it's very sad, but Mickey went to see a divorce lawyer and explained what was
going on and why he wanted a divorce. The attorney was shocked and told Mickey
that he would have to do some checking and for Mickey to come back in a week.
The following week Mickey showed up and the attorney told him, "I've been
investigating your allegations and I don't think that you can prove that
Minnie is crazy."
"Crazy?" Mickey asked. "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces!
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died
Of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'
'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the
Lottery, spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
Smile.'The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Danny O,Neil, Irish,
30, struck by lightning.'
Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'Thought he was having his picture taken'
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A man is sitting in the Edgar Bar in Montana and was far
from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks
at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face,
knocking him off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks
at the TV and says "She is a horse's ass too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of
the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
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BUFFALO BILL
before sex
http://www.buffaloschips.com/yyuuiio.htm
bitchin head
http://www.buffaloschips.com/mnbbvc.htm
bite my ass
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nbvfhju.htm
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FUN PAGES
Motorcycle Sounds
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38548&s=n
Dolphins Mating
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42386&s=n
Blonde Secretary
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20496&s=n
THAT"S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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