THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
We make a living by what we get,
we make a life by what we give. --
Winston Churchill
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Wow, another hospital event in the life
of the postman:( That was not much fun.
One of these days I'm gonna have one of
them moments. and they ain't gonna let
me back out.:( Someone once asked me, well
can't you do your list while in the hosp?
Well sure, I probably could, got a lap top.
The hospital has wifi. wouldn't be no problem
to publish while I am there. I have thoght
of that. Only problem is, the war department
says if I'm gonna be there, then I need to
concentrate on getting better rather than on
this list. And I suppose she is right as I
Tend to get caught up with it.
One good thing while I was in the realm of the
health folks, I missed a rather large snowstorm
that West Michigan was hit with over the last couple
days. that was one nice thing about being there.
Of course, I haven't missed the government show down
that the reps and the dems are having with the
budget. While they play "chicken" with our tax
dollars, the wheels of the bus go slowly onward
to the cliff. oh well.
And a special shout out to Gill down in El Paso.
The other day we were all shivering with temps of
20 degrees here in Mi, he was down there in Tx in
70 degree heat. pitiful just pitiful, bet he got a
sunburn.
One last thing, The large monitor I usually have
on my computer died just before I headed for the
hosp. and I am using just a small spare 17 incher
right now till I can get up to Best Buy for a decent
size again. So I cannot see crap on this thing.
So, if there are a lotta typos and boo boos oh well,
Have a nice day! :)
Smile!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
best man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c026.html
well in hand
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c027.html
polish
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c028.html
bored at the nudist colony
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c029.html
options
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
scare
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/841.html
babies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/842.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
how it feels to be lucky
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd616.html
The madam opened the brothel door to see Bob. His
clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy.
"Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Natalie," Bob replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps
someone else." "No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to Bob
that she charges $1,000 per visit. Bob never blinked
and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100
bills. The two went up to a room for an
hour and then Bob calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie.
Natalie explained that no one had ever come back
two nights in a row and that there were no discounts,
it was still $1,000. Again Bob took out the money,
the two went up to the room and he calmly left an
hour later. When he showed up the third consecutive
night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie
the money and up to the room they went. At the end of
the hour Natalie questioned Bob: "No one has ever used
my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
Bob replied, "I am from Carbondale."
"No shit?" replied Natalie, "I have a sister who lives there."
"Yes; I know," said Bob. "and she gave me $3,000 to give to you."
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To prepare for his big date, the young man went up to
the roof of his apartment building in order to get
a little color for himself. Not wanting any tan lines
to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the
young man fell asleep, and managed to get sunburned on
his "tool of the trade." Being very determined he
decided not to miss his date because it was with a hot
blonde. He decided to put some lotion on his manhood
and wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should resolve his
painful situation. The blonde showed up for the date at
his apartment, he treated her to a home-cooked dinner,
after which they went into the living room to watch a
movie. During the movie, however, his sunburn started
acting up. After several minutes of extreme discomfort
he asked to be excused, went to the kitchen, and
poured a tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed his
sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate
relief of his pain.The blonde, however, wondering what
he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with
his Johnson immersed in a glass of
milk. Baffled the blonde exclaimed,
"So, THAT'S how you load those things!"
Buffalo Bill
Blonde Arm Wrestling
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012808.htm
Blonde That Started It All
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012809.htm
Boy And His Train
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012810.htm
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FUN PAGES
New York Street Signs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42400&s=n
World's Oldest Cat
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=34657&s=n
Cross Examining A Coroner
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6082&s=n
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
THAT's ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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