THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS The War department has decided to go "up north" to spend a few days with relatives, leaving me to "batch" it here at home. She had to make sure I was "well taken care of". So she bought a rather excellent ham, a bag of meat balls, some Eckrich cheese hot dogs, a pound of potato salad and macaroni salad from the deli, and a can of Bush' baked beans. Made a great big batch of chili, and also some ribs.Plus a few other goodies so I didn't go hungry. I dunno why she was so worried, I went to McDonald's for lunch today, and Hooters for supper:) Go figger. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman ____________  THE COMICS lady and the tramp http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j023.html the internet http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j025.html _______________  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES new male enhancement http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1043.html POWER POINT DISPLAY Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?" The first old guy said, "Yes, I had three riders today." The second old guy said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five." The third old guy said, "I had 7 riders, the same as last time." The last old man said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today." After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I have been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what's a rider?" The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in the golf cart and ride to it." __________ A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2' strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department. After a big mess of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy BOB finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look real good, but we have what you might call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge son." Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six sex ofenders and a rabbit" "Why the rabbit?" "Great attitude. You pass." says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?" ___________ A little known piece of nautical history. Most people don't know that in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The people of Mexico eagerly awaited the first delivery and were very upset at the news of the sinking. So much that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.It is known, of course, as: Sinko de Mayo. BUFFALO BILL come together http://www.buffaloschips.com/knkcfgnjkfg.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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