THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! (MOTHERS DAY SPECIAL ISSUE!) •The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!  We do hope you enjoy today's special Mothers day issue! From: Martin aka the postman ___________  THE COMICS mom? what happened? http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j031.html LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Happy Mothers Day Song http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1047.html mothers day dominos http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1048.html A small boy is sent to bed by his mother... [Five minutes later] "Mom..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Mom..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Mommm..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?" ______________ For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?" ____________ Son: "Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." Mom: "That's nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told her that you're the only child, my dear?" Son: "She just said…"Thank goodness!" THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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