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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I really enjoy a good Navy Story and it's been awhile since we had
one. This was sent by Abel M. Quinones to a Navy group I belong to.
A U.S. Naval history story provided by the Naval Order of the United
States.
On April 5th, 1943, the U.S. Navy's Destroyer Squadron 21 was
returning from a night of shelling Japanese shore installations deep
in the New Georgia area of the Solomon Islands. Our destroyer, the
USS O'Bannon, as part of this force, picked up a radar contact that
turned out to be a large Japanese submarine cruising on the surface
and apparently unaware of our presence. The Japanese lookouts
undoubtedly were fast asleep.
We approached rapidly and were preparing to ram the sub. Our
captain and other officers on the bridge were trying to identify the
type of sub and decided, at the last minute, that it could be a mine
layer. Not wanting to blow up ourselves along with the sub, the
decision was made that ramming was not a wise move. At the last
moment, the rudder was swung hard to avoid a collision and we found
ourselves in a rather embarrassing situation as we sailed along side
of the Japanese submarine.
On board the sub, Japanese sailors, wearing dark shorts and dinky
blue hats, were sleeping out on deck. In what could be considered a
rude awaking, they sat up to see an American destroyer sailing along
side. Our ship however, was far too close to permit our guns
lowered enough to fire and since no one on deck carried a gun, not
a shot was heard. Ditto on the Japanese sub, no one there had a gun
either. In this situation, no one seemed sure of the proper course
of action and it probably would not have been covered in the manual
anyway. Therefore everyone just stared more or less spellbound.
The submarine was equipped with a 3 inch deck gun and the sub's
captain finally decided that now was probably a good time to make
use of it. As the Japanese sailors ran toward their gun, our deck
parties reached into storage bins that were located nearby, picked
out some potatoes and threw them at the sailors on the deck of the
sub. A potato battle ensued. Apparently the Japanese sailors
thought the potatoes were hand grenades. This kept them very busy
as they try to get rid of them by throwing them back at the O'Bannon
or over the side of the sub. Thus occupied, they were too busy to
man their deck gun which gave us sufficient time to put a little
distance between our ship and the sub.
Finally we were far enough away to bring our guns to bear and firing
commenced. One of our shells managed to hit the sub's conning tower
but the sub managed to submerge anyway. At that time our ship was
able to pass directly over the sub for a depth charge attack. Later
information showed that the sub did sink. When the Association of
Potato Growers of Maine heard of this strange episode, they sent a
plaque to commemorate the event. The plaque was mounted in an
appropriate place near the crews mess hall for the crew to see.
Well, it was the crew's battle.
The story was picked up by the papers back in the States and,
shortly thereafter, a full blown account of the event was covered by
a story in the READERS DIGEST. Conversations with a crew member
that served years later revealed that, while the plaque was still
located in the crew's mess hall, no one seemed to pay much attention
to it nor knew much about it. I guess the crew was interested in
making history but not particularly interested studying it.
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Katherine's, A Fine Place to Dine,,,or Die..
Rob: Why did you slap me Tami?
Tami: Mumble...
Waiter: Here Madam, a rose for you, imported from Tibet.
Rob: How special and how beautiful.
Tami: Thank you...it is lovely...Ahhh Choo! Ahhh Choo!
Ahhh Chooo! I must be allergic to this Rose...
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Tami: Sniff, sniff, yes it was. There was no way they could have
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Rob: Don't get paranoid dear. Relax and look here comes our meal.
A silver tray comes and unfolds a beautiful meal...for Rob Pheasant
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Tami: I did not order a grilled cheese sandwich.
Waiter: We are so sorry, but the cook...alas, he accidently ruined
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Rob: How nice of them.
A short while later and Rob is done eating and his pager goes off.
Rob: I must leave...you go ahead and have desert and I will meet
you at home honey.
Tami: Okay. How bad can desert be?
The waiter clears off the table...the comes back...
Waiter: Desert ma'am?
Tami: I think a slice of pie would be nice.
Waiter: Apple, Cherry, Pumpkin, Chocolate, or Lemon?
Tami: Chocolate please.
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