THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SILENCED
A MAN, DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE
CONVINCED HIM OF ANYTHING
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Primarily, this page has always been
dedicated to humor. I always had a sense
of humor, and always wanted to hear a good
joke, which is why I started it. Tacky, clean,
doesn't matter, I laff at em all. However,
every once in a while I stumble upon something
a little outside the realm of normal reading.
I have for your enjoyment, A beautiful
message about growing old. Enjoy!
Ah crap, forgot what it was
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the pope and the Dalai Lama
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j010.html
nothing wrong
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j011.html
nobel prize
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j012.html
warning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j013.html
tough guy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j014.html
hulk boobs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j015.html
why???
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j016.html
health care
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j017.html
refresh
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j018.html
confucious say
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j019.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a miracle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8852.html
Raised in the south
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8853.html
sexual harrasment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8854.html
sky diving
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8855.html
why cows hate winter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8856.html
DUI
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8857.html
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At a country-club party a young man was introduced
to an attractive girl. Immediately she began flattering
him outrageously. The guy liked the young lady, but
was taken a bit aback by her fast and ardent pitch.
He was amazed when after 30 minutes she seriously
proposed marriage. "Look," he said. "We only met a
half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know
nothing about each other." "You're wrong," she smiled.
"For the past 5 years I've been working in the back
of the bank where you have your account.
I know all I need to know about you."
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The husband got out of bed and went into the living
room to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say,
"Hello?" Then he said, "Sure is." He hung up the
receiver and went back to bed. A minute later the phone
rang again. The husband got out of bed and went into
the other room and his wife could hear him say, "Hello?"
again and then he said, "Sure is." again. He hung up
the receiver and went back to bed.
The wife asked who it was. The man said he didn't know.
A minute later the phone rang again. The husband got
out of bed and went into the other room and his wife
could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he said, "Sure is."
He hung up the receiver and went back to bed.
The wife asked again about the caller. The man said he
didn't know who it was. The wife then asked, "Well,
what did the person say? He said, "It's odd, a woman
just keeps saying, "Long distance from Chicago."
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This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going
where no Western man has gone before. Accompanying him
is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter
in one. One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake
and find a handsome dark young man engaged in "playful
activities" with ten beautiful, dark, young women, all
in the nude. The young man had the biggest, strongest
male unit the Britisher had ever seen, or even imagined.
He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was.
"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other
side of the lake, Sir," came the reply. "This is his
morning ritual." "Ask him," the awed Brit said to his
companion, "How did his member get to be this size?"
The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems
to get very agitated by the conversation.
"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant
on his return."He said, 'There's nothing wrong with my penis.
Doesn't the white man's shrink in cold water?'"
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A comely redhead was thrilled to have obtained a divorce
and dazzled by the skill and virtuosity of her lawyer, not
to mention his healthy income and good looks. In fact, she
realized, she had fallen head over heals in love with him,
even though he was a married man."Oh, Sam," she sobbed at
the conclusion of the trial, "isn't there some way we can be
together, the way we were meant to be?"Taking her by the
shoulders, Sam proceeded to scold her, "Snatched drinks in
grimy bars on the edge of town, lying on the phone, hurried
meetings in sordid motels rooms - is that really what you want for us?"
"No, no..." she sobbed, heartsick.
"Oh," said the lawyer. "Well, it was just a suggestion."
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"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair.
"I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"
"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?"
asked his wife.The husband replied, "Because I work like a
horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow!"
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This couple had been going out together for quite a while
and was thinking about getting married. They finally decided
to spend a night in a motel to see if they were sexually
compatible. The next morning he dropped her off at her
apartment and he said, "So long Lucy."
She said, "Goodbye, Shorty."
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A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some
course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention
to his replies. "Are you feeling OK?" he asked."Well, to be honest,
I have this compulsion to have sex with every
man I meet," she admitted. "Is there a name for my condition?"
"Why yes, there is," he said, as he picked her up and began
carrying her to the couch.
"It's called 'Good News'."
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A guy's bee farm is hit by a cyclone, sweetening everything in the
next county. He goes to a bank for a loan to start anew. The
banker loans him the money. A month later, he's back in the bank,
asking for another loan. "But we just loaned you money to restock,"
says the banker. "Yeah, but I had a little bad luck," says the
farmer. "I spent the money on new hives and a choice queen bee from
Iowa. The queen turned out to be a common whore and took up with a
horsefly. Now all the honey tastes like shit and I had to burn the
hives."
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Buffalo Bill
Little Belgian Lad Saluting Canadian Troops
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axddfsd.htm
Lizard
http://www.buffaloschips.com/azsxsz.htm
Loading A Bike
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acdxfd.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Garbage Surprise
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000624.html
Gay Airlines
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000625.html
Gay Indian
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000626.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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