THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
- Arthur Robert Ashe, Jr, 1943 - 1993
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I trust you have made it safely into the New Year.
In case you have missed me, I have been absent for
the weekend. Seems that things kindof fell apart for
me on New Years day and I wound up in the hospital again.
I returned home just last night. These silly trips
down there are getting annoying. You know its getting
bad when the nurses on the floor are starting to recognize
you. Maybe I should start going to a different hospital:)
The one bright side of being in the hospital this weekend?
I didn't have to venture out into the cold chilly air.
which is about the only good thing I could say about it.
Its nice to be back home again.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
enlargement kit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g070.html
the bureau
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g071.html
for cryin out loud
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g072.html
doggie style
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g073.html
good in bed?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g075.html
hows it going?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g076.html
a bad moment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g077.html
the morgue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g078.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
parking garage fail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8760.html
fiddler and piano player
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8761.html
where greenhouse gas comes from
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8762.html
Jeff Dunhum
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8763.html
A fellow was walking along a country road when he
came upon a farmer working in his field. The man
called out to the farmer, "How long will it take
me to get to the next town?"The farmer didn't answer.
The guy waited a bit and then started walking again.
After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the
farmer yelled out, "About 20 minutes."
"Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I
asked you?""Didn't know how fast you could walk
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The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked
in the bag, I saw they had included four sets of
plastic silverware. In other words, someone at
the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think
about it, and then estimated that there must be at
least four people eating to require such a large
amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself.
There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat
bastard before dinner!!
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Jack couldn't get his girlfriend to agree to marry
him, until one day his grandfather died, leaving him
$10 million. Oddly enough, the next week, his
girlfriend, Diane agreed to marry him. After three
months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful
new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare
occasion that she would go to bed with him she would
be indifferent, or even worse, called out other
men's names!Whenever they went out in public, she ignored
him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided
to confront her."Diane," he said, "the only reason you
married me was because my grandfather left me $10
million when he died!""Don't be ridiculous," she replied,
"I don't care who gave you the money!"
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John gets a distressed phone call from his very blonde
girlfriend Buffy.
"I've got a problem," says Buffy.
"What's the matter?" asks John.
"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.
None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks John.
"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.
"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."
So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by
saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into
her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the
kitchen table.John looks at the puzzle and then turns to
her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the
cornflakes back in the box."
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A Carolina hillbilly, Herman James, was drafted by the Army, and on
the first day as an enlisted man, he was given a comb.
The following day, the Army barber sheared all of his hair off.
On the third day, the Army gave him a toothbrush.
The next day, the Army dentist yanked several of his teeth out.
On the fifth day, he was given a jock strap.
That afternoon, Herman disappeared, and the Army is still looking for him.
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BUFFALO BILL
The Chronicles Of The Oba Messiah
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acccdd.htm
Then God Made Woman
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axxss.htm
The Potato Heads
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axxsszz.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Fireman Gets Squirted
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000571.html
Firework Factory Explosion
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000572.html
First Blind Date
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000573.html
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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