THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If it's very painful for you to criticize your
friends__your safe in doing it.
But if you take the slightest pleasure
in it__that's the time to hold your tongue
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
a stone
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babysitting
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Pinnochio
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your still here
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love
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don't worry
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where no man has gone before
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
check washing
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Jake the dog and the shark
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tie me kangaroo down
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have you ever been this drunk?
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pube SHAMPOO
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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the
paratroopers. He went though the standard training,
completed the practice jumps from higher and higher
structures, and finally went to take his first jump
from an airplane. The next day, he called home to
his father to tell him the news.
"So, did you jump?" the father asked.
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in
the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and
asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and
just walked out of the plane!"
"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the
other men one at a time and throw them out the door."
"Did you jump then?" asked the father.
"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and
I was the last man left on the plane. I told the
sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me
to get off the plane or he'd kick my ass."
"So, did you jump?"
"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but
I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally
he called over to the Jump Master. The Jump Master
is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250
pounds. He said to me, "Boy, are you gonna jump or not?'
' I said, "No, sir. I'm too scared. So the Jump Master
pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear,
it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball
bat! He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm
sticking this little baby up your ass."
"So, did you jump?" asked the father.
"Well, a little, at first."
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Recesssion update:
1. Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba
and the thirty thieves.Ten were laid off
2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro.
Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was
willing to work twice the hours at the same rate
3. Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.
4. Women finally marrying for love, and not money
5. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the
easiest way to make a Small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical
procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath. Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind
the mask 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the
young nurse replies 'I don't know,Sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body.' He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may
elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his
penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir,
they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong
with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen very, very closely......
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'
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BUFFALO BILL
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Arab
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Baby Boomers Battle
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Funny Girl Home Videos
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Funny Gymnastics
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Funny Kids
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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