THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle."
Albert Einstein
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Tips for Happiness in Daily Life
Daily life can be made happier. It is a matter
of choice. It is our attitude that makes us
feel happy or unhappy. It is true, we meet
all kinds of situations during the day, and
some of them may not be conductive to happiness.
We can choose to keep thinking about the unhappy
events, and we can choose to refuse to think
about them, and instead, relish the happy
moments. All of us constantly go through various
situations and circumstances, but we do not have
to let them influence our reactions and feelings.
If we let outer events influence our moods, we
become their slaves. We lose our freedom. We
let our happiness be determined by outer forces.
On the other hand, we can free ourselves from
outer influences. We can choose to be happy,
and we can do a lot to add happiness to our lives.
What is happiness? It is a feeling of inner
peace and satisfaction. It is usually experienced
when there are no worries, fears or obsessing
thoughts, and this usually happens, when we do
something we love to do or when we get, win,
gain or achieve something that we value. It seems
to be the outcome of positive events, but it
actually comes from the inside, triggered by
outer events.For most people happiness seems
fleeting, because they let changing outer
circumstances affect it. One of the best ways to
keep it, is by gaining inner peace through daily
meditation. As the mind becomes more peaceful,
it becomes easier to choose the happiness habit.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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I'm leaving you
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a victim of foul play
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where am I
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hospital bills
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I wish
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thats too bad
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are you sure
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lunch request
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lets go over there
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
fortune favors the bold
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the nutty song
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squirrel
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vanilla grand mas
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Mexican hat dance
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a doggy summer
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Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This
place had an annual contest picking two of the best
patients and gives them two questions. If they got
them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor's office first and
asked if he understood that he'd be free if he
answered the questions correctly. The doctor said,
"Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your
eyes?" Jon said, "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What if I poked out both eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind."
The doctor stood up, shook Jon's hand, and told him
he was free. On Jon's way out, as the doctor filled
out the paperwork, Jon mentioned the exam to his
friend Amanpreet. He told him what questions were
going to be asked and gave him the answers.
So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the
formalities and asked, "What would happen if I cut
off one ear?"
Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the
correct answer said, "I'd be half blind."
The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on.
"What if I cut off the other ear?"
"I'd be completely blind," Amanpreet answered.
"Amanpreet, can you explain how you'd be *blind*?"
"My hat would fall down over my eyes."
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A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he waits
to get the bartender's attention, a regular
sitting next to him calls out, "I'll have another
waterloo."The bartender gives the regular a tall
ice cold drink and asks the newcomer what he would
like. The thirsty man points to the man next to
him and says, "That looks great! I'll have what
he's having, a waterloo." So the bartender brings
the newcomer a tall ice cold drink.
The man takes a long deep drink and calls out,
"HEY! This isn't any good. It tastes just like
water!"The regular bar patron sitting next to him
says, "It is water, buddy. That's all I drink."
He turns to the bartender and says, "Right Lou?"
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After the holidays and all those delightful, seasonal
treats, a husband stepped on one of those penny
scales that tells your fortune and weight.
He drops in a coin and eagerly reads the results.
"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a
small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright,
resourceful and an absolutely great lover in bed!"
"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight
wrong, too."
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An old woman walks into a drug store and asks
the young man behind the counter if they sell
extra large condoms.The clerk looks at the woman
quizzically, but shrugs and tells her "yes, we do.
They're right here behind the counter."
The old woman thanks the clerk and stands there,
and stands there, and stands there.The clerk asks
the old woman, "Is there something else I can help
you with, Ma'am?"The woman smiles sweetly at the
clerk and says, "No, thank you, son. I'm just waiting
here to see who buys them."
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Two women, one rather overweight and one very thin,
were together at
A restaurant, discussing men.
Men may like to look at thin women, but
they prefer to have sex with women who have some
meat on their bones,"
said the overweight woman.
"Oh Really!!! Did your boyfriend
tell you that?" said the thin one.
"No," shot back the fat woman. "Yours Did!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Kangaroo
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Pancakes
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Paris speaks out
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Flying Mercedes
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Flying Motorcycle
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Flying Penis Attack
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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