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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Wesley sent a site today on the Soviets recovering one of our
Apollo Mock-ups http://www.astronautix.com/articles/sovpsule.htm
We had loaned it to the British so they could practice a capsule
recovery in case one of our landings missed and they had to
recover it. It never ceased to amaze me how they managed
to calculate a flight to the moon and back and land that capsule
within twenty miles of its target. When I was stationed on a carrier
I always hoped that we would get to recover one of the capsules
just to be involved with the Space Program but with the Space
Program ending just after Vietnam there was never a chance and
smaller carriers and LPH's got the job.

North Island Naval Air Station had one of the mock-ups sitting on
base and it only took passing by it once to realize it wasn't a real
one. I was told it had been used in the training of the Ticonderoga
for one of the recoveries. It was pretty rusty and orange but I
heard
they sent it to a museum after a fresh paint job.

That big parking lot in between several of the supply buildings at
that air station was always full of strange and wondrous sights as
it was the staging area for damaged aircraft that were waiting for
a spot at the rework facility. The helicopters and planes that were
sent there were wrapped in a thick white protective plastic shrink
wrap and you always wondered what had happened to it that
they couldn't fly it back.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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because she belongs to the owner. But I can get you some of her
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I can sneak them out to you." Mike orders 1/2 dozen eggs and agrees
to come back later that night. The clerk decides to gather a mixture
of different eggs to increase the likelyhood of having some of them
hatch, and when Mike comes back that night - he sells him the 6
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"What?" screamed Todd. "That's outrageous! They're free at the St.
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"Yes," said the man, "but at the St. Regis they get you by the
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Random Chips
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EXPRESSIONS FOR HIGH STRESS DAYS

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2. Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.

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10 Let me show you how the guards used to do it

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The lady wasn't even in the mood
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The other day I was walking by this convention center and I heard a

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later the police found me in the gutter. I had lost 30 pounds and
later at the hospital it took 12 hours of surgery to get the smile
off my face.

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Bonus Chip
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A beautiful woman walked into a famous castle with Olympic size
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actress and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't

see anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dive in, the
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all
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1752

New Year

Diana: I think he looks cute.

Rudy: I look silly.

BJ: The hat on your head is a New Year's tradition Rudy. We all
have
one on.

Rudy: Hrumpt! Looks silly.

Sandi: I don't mind.

Diana: Remember this year instead of fireworks we are having pork
chops!

Rudy: Okay I can wear the silly hat for pork chops.

BJ: I tell you what Diana, it seems just the other day I was
working
on the Y2K project at work and that was ten years ago.

Diana: Yeah, and you were at work that night and even had a bomb
threat at work.

BJ: That is old news, look the clock is ticking down... 2010 is
almost
here.

Katie: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2...1 Happy New Year!!!

BJ: May everyone have a HAPPY NEW YEAR from us to you!

The herd in Guthrie


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