Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I do remember the biggest storm I ever saw and it was somewhere
in the mid sixties because I was still in Junior High. It wasn't
overly
cold but it started heavily on the weekend and just kept on into the
next week. My dad got caught at work by the storm and knowing
it was impossible to drive back that night he had spent the night
at my aunt's place in town. The next morning he had walked home
following the railroad tracks which were heavily wooded and ran
to within a mile of the house but it was still about an 8 mile walk.
When it finally stopped snowing, the drifts in front of the house
were 8 feet high and farther down the road where it was open
fields, the drifts were 20 feet tall. We had already missed three
days of school when it reopened along with most of the main roads
but we were not a priority because most of it was family farms
about a quarter mile apart. We were getting pretty bored by
then and decided to walk the mile or so to the main road and
catch the bus from there. We missed it though and decided
to walk to school which was about another 5 miles away. I
figured it would make a good story to tell the kids someday.
Anyhow we were dead tired when we got there and decided to
make sure we were there on time the next morning. I used my skis
the next day which were older wood ones with leather and rubber
bindings that stayed on your boots when you fell but they worked
pretty good in the flat. It was definitely a lot faster and we
stashed
our skis and poles in the snow banks for the trip back.
This went on for about another week and finally they were able
to come in with several Snow-gos and a backhoe to knock the
top of the tunnel down that they were carving through the drifts.
This stuff was like concrete because of the weight of the snow
pressing it together and the wind helping to pack it tighter. When
they got to our road it was really bad as the neighbor had been
driving
on top of the snowbank with his John Deere bulldozer driving it half
of the way to the gas station to get cigarettes, one pack at a time.
There was a few stretches of those two roads that stayed one-lane
until Spring.
Those were different days though. Few people had four-wheel drive
trucks back then and snowmobiles had just started to gain
popularity.
Now as soon as the snow stops falling the snowmobiles fire up and
they can pretty much do as they want unless the DNR or Police catch
up to them with their snowmobiles. I no longer get bored. I try to
keep
two weeks worth of supplies on hand at all times and so I just sit
here
on my computer same as any other day.
Enjoy the chips and stay warm.... buffalo
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Excuse Chips
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Ever have some odd people ask you out? Never
know what to say? Here are some great excuses
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I'd love to, but...
1 I have to floss my cat.
2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.
3 I want to spend more time with my blender.
4 The President said he might drop in.
5 The man on television told me to say tuned.
6 I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7 I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8 It's my parakeet's bowling night.
9 It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
10 I'm building a pig from a kit.
11 I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
12 I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
13 There's a disturbance in the Force.
14 I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
15 I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
16 I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
17 I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
18 I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
19 I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
20 My crayons all melted together.
21 I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
22 I'm in training to be a household pest.
23 I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
24 My patent is pending.
25 I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
26 I'm sandblasting my oven.
27 I'm worried about my vertical hold.
28 I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns
rise.
29 I'm being deported.
30 The grunion are running.
31 I'll be looking for a parking space.
32 My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
33 The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and
I have to eat more dots.
34 I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
35 I have to fluff my shower cap.
36 I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian
to Gregorian.
37 I've come down with a really horrible case of
something or other.
38 I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
39 My plot to take over the world is thickening.
40 I have to fulfill my potential.
41 I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
42 It's too close to the turn of the century.
43 I have some real hard words to look up in the
dictionary.
44 My subconscious says no.
45 I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
46 I left my body in my other clothes.
47 The last time I went, I never came back.
48 I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
49 I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
50 None of my socks match.
51 I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
52 I'm having all my plants neutered.
53 People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
54 I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
55 I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew
in My Refrigerator.
56 I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
57 My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
58 I'm touring China with a wok band.
59 My chocolate-appreciat
60 I never go out on days that end in "Y."
61 My mother would never let me hear the end of it.
62 I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student
named Basil Metabolism.
63 I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands"
and I can't put it down.
64 I'm too old/young for that stuff.
65 I have to wash/condition/
66 I have too much guilt.
67 There are important world issues that need worrying about.
68 I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
69 I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
70 I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
71 I feel a song/poem coming on.
72 I'm trying to be less popular.
73 My bathroom tiles need grouting.
74 I have to bleach my hare.
75 I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
76 I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
77 You know how we psychos are.
78 My favorite commercial is on TV.
79 I have to study for a blood test.
80 I'm going to be old someday.
81 I've been traded to Cincinnati.
82 I'm observing National Apathy Week.
83 I have to rotate my crops.
84 My uncle escaped again.
85 I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
86 I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity
bazaar.
87 I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
88 I have to go to court for kitty littering.
89 I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
90 I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
91 Having fun gives me prickly heat.
92 I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see
if anyone is looking for me.
93 I have to jog my memory.
94 My palm reader advised against it.
95 My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
96 I have to stay home and see if I snore.
97 I prefer to remain an enigma.
98 I think you want the OTHER [your name].
99 I have to sit up with a sick ant.
100 I'm trying to cut down.
101 ... well, maybe.
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Random Chips
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Mary: "Did you ever try that 'spouse-swapping' thing?"
Jill: " Well, My ex and I talked it over with our friends
Anne and Bill, but nothing ever happened."
Mary: "Why not?" Jill: "Anne wanted to be with me!"
Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California, had asked the beauty
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she
has been disqualified the organizers are suing her to get the
implant
money back.
Jay Leno said, "It is a case of tit for tat."
Sue lay sprawled in sweet exhaustion on the bed, wearing a red
ribbon
in her bright blonde hair. Beside her, wearing not even a long
moment smoke and silence hung in the air. Then: "My mother always
told me to be good," Sue said with a little smile. "Was I?"
Mary: My #1 ex was probably the dumbest of all.
Jill: Why do you say that?
Mary: He came into the bedroom one night holding a jalapeno
pepper
in his hand. I said, "Why in hell did you bring that pepper to the
bedroom?"
Jill: Well, what did he say?
Mary: He said, "You told me to add spice to our sex live.
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?"
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favourite pastime ?" "Watching bubbles in the bath," was the answer.
Quite amused and confused he went on to ask a good number of people
in the building and all of them had the same pastime "watching
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He left the building and walked across the street where there were
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"Bubbles!"
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Random Chips
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The doctor tells his patient: "Dianne, I have some
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Dianne asks for the good news first.
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A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a
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for women."
"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.
The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck
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Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a
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Random Chips
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Always keep several get well cards on the mantel.
If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've
been sick and unable to clean.
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they
asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "What
do you need?"
NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away
from earth at 90,000 miles a second. What do you
suppose they know that we don't?
I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet...
he said "postage dew".
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why
it was put up.
The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee
is spilled coffee.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're
in deep water.
Odd that when a house burns down, the only things
left standing are the chimney and the fireplace.
Only in America do we shop at places with limited
parking, overpriced items, and long lines and
insultingly, call them convenience stores.
We"re going to have a terrorist attack, but we don't
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thing about tornadoes.
I went to see Pavarotti once and I'll tell you this
much, he doesn't like it when you join in.
How dangerous could a fax be, if the pen is mightier
than the sword and a picture is worth a thousand
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My husband has suggested a candlelight dinner at
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A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining,
the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and
the lawn mower is broken.
There are two types of roads in our country. One
is under construction and the other is under repair.
The president has said that inflation has been arrested.
He should check . . . I think it's out on bail.
The next time you pay your property taxes, remember
every local politician who went to Hawaii on your dime.
You know times are tough when the school system is
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Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is
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When life seems like an uphill climb, take comfort in
the fact that you're mooning everyone behind you.
People with true character show it when nobody else
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Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken for
patience.
What will today's younger generation tell their children
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The one item you want is never the one on sale.
Gas now costs more than milk!
As a child, I was the kind my mother wouldn't let me
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If you're doing the speed limit, you're in the way.
People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public.
No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar store.
My country invaded Iraq, and all I got was this expensive
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Hermits have no peer pressure
Never trust a story that has been told more
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A promise is a debt.
It is not the lofty sails but the unseen wind that
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Missing Chips
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I miss my husband. I really do. He's traveling and I'm home all
alone
and this weather sucks and I want company. So, I'd like to propose
the
following:
I'm looking for a surrogate husband, just for today. I will cook a
great
meal for you and greet you at the door wearing nothing but lingerie.
You must agree to:
-- come home by 7:00pm, but not actually show up until 8:00pm.
Please don't apologize for being late and don't call to let me know
you are going to be late.
-- walk in the door without actually greeting me.
-- the first words out of your mouth, after you get out of the
bathroom,
should be: "What's for dinner?"
-- take your plate from the table and walk into the living room and
sit down in front of the TV, leaving me alone.
-- put your feet up on the coffee table, chew with your mouth open
and ask me to grab you a beer.
-- not compliment me on the fact that the house is clean or that the
food that took me several hours to cook is any good.
-- ignore me for the rest of the night and watch ESPN instead.
-- tell me to stop when I try to cuddle up to you on the couch and
ask me to get you a beer instead.
-- come to bed without showering, even though you've been at work
all
day.
-- fart in bed and then fluff the covers.
-- wake me up to ask me for a blow job.
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Limerick Chips
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There was a young lady named Nelly,
Whose tits would jiggle like jelly,
They could tickle her twat,
Or be tied in a knot,
And could even swat flies on her belly.
George Carlin is really a wit,
With his seven words that give censors the fit(s),
They are Shit, Motherfucker,
Piss and Cocksucker,
And don't forget Cunt, Fuck, and Tit(s)!
On the day of his wedding, the male
Should not peek at his bride, says the tale
So try as he might
To keep her in sight
It all really is to know a veil
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Parting Chips
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A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks
a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes
a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello
master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want."
The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking
tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila
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Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is
the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and
partied all night.
The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his
wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to
fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is
excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells
his wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we
will drink Tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the
table. The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills
it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one
glass?"
Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, Mi Amor,
you drink from the bottle."
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Bonus Chip
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging
that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said.
"I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a
wheelbarrow
over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you
got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.
Then, nodding to the young man, he said,
"All right, dumb ass! Get in."
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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