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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

First a little piece of Radar Detector Humor

I had stopped to help a lady who had a wreck right in front of me as
she fell asleep at the wheel with two small children in the car.
She veered off the road sharply and hit a rock wall.

I pulled over and called for the police on my cellphone.
After the State Trooper finished filing the report and the women's
husband had come to pick her and the children up, the friendly,
overweight officer walked with me back to my car. As I got in, he
glanced at my dash and back at me and gestured to my radar detector,
which is greatly frowned upon in the great state of Alabama. He
said, "What's that?"

Thinking very quickly and not missing a beat, I looked him straight
in the eye and replied..."Why Jerry, I'm surprised, I would have
thought in your line of business you would have know what a radar
detector looked like."
He shook his head and said "You know the only reason people have
those things is to break the law!"

I blinked and looked up at him so innocently and I replied, "Break
the law? What are you talking about? This radar detector has saved
my life! When I get real hungry I drive around, when the radar
detector goes off, it means I've found a grocery store. It keeps me
from going hungry."

I've never seen such a belly laugh in my whole life, but it made his
day and I got a gold star, he said, "for originality!"

buffalo says When I was living in North Park in San Diego the police
would
have radar checkpoints during the day and they never rotated the
areas
in fact they would announce the locations along with the traffic
reports. I
went home every day for lunch and on Thursdays there would be a car
parked on Texas St. during lunch hour. Two weeks in a row I blew by
the
car doing 35 or 40 in a 25 and never got stopped. Might not have
even been
an officer in the car but I decided to change my route anyhow. A
radar
detector wouldn't help you on the freeway. If you were doing 75 in a
55
you looked over and a CHP was sitting next to you... no radar
necessary
and they did stop you and you did get a ticket.

Enjoy the chips...... buffalo

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At a press conference late Monday, the CEO of Johnson Marine, makers
of Johnson outboard marine engines and other recreational equipment,
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designed to compete head to head with industry leader
Harley-Davidson. Peter Long, Johnson brands marketing manager said,
"We have studied the market and determined that Harley, while highly
successful, has narrowly missed the mark when targeting motorcycle
buyers". Long added, "We at Johnson are convinced that our product
hits the target dead center and promises to draw sales away from
Harley-Davidson in a way no other motorcycle has been able to
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The new line of bikes, marketed under the name Big Johnson
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promised. "Our research show that this, a Big Johnson, is what
Harley buyers are really after". At the unveiling of the new line
Monday, several current Harley owners agreed. "When I bought my
Harley, what I really needed was a Big Johnson," said one Harley
owner." But I see now that riding a Harley is no replacement for
having a Big Johnson."

Manager Long also said that his company would follow the lead of
Harley-Davidson and cash in on a huge market for non-motorcycle
related products. "We realize that not every guy can have a Big
Johnson," said Long, "But image is very important to people. If they
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Asked if he anticipated Big Johnsons showing up in the hands of
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have both." "Given the choice," said Long, "I think most guys will
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Another force driving sales for the company will come from women. A
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partner spending $15,000 - $21,000 on a Harley Davidson. But, when
asked if they would be willing to pay the same amount of money to
get their partner a Big Johnson, nearly 4 out 5 thought that would
be money well spent.

One female present at the product unveiling was quoted as saying,
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Carla Roundheel, manager of the dealership network now being
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The man loves his wife and just can't get enough of her. He
discovers
one night that he enjoys rubbing his wife's nipple before he goes to
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One night he is sleeping alone, since his wife is away on a buisness
trip and he finds that he can't sleep because he can't caress her
nipple. She gets back and he can sleep again.

Soon after he finds out that his wife has cancer, and only a month
to
live. She passes away, and the man just can't get to sleep so he
goes
to her body and cuts off her nipple with a little knife, before they
put her in the ground.

He keeps it in his pajama shirt pocket and rubs it every night and
is
able to sleep again.

A couple of days later he dumps all of his clothes off at the
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inside his pajama pocket. Stuck in an all day meeting which he can't
get out of, he waits and waits, finally he gets out rushes to the
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He says, "why yes, I found a raisin and I gave it to my dog as a
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Hole Chips
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He looks in his pockets and finds a dollar and a quarter. He throws
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it
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An old lady comes from behind the machine and stops to ask what's
the
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Hell Chips
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Mac died at the controls of his plane and went
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The devil was busy escorting other pilots to
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"I'll be right back--don't go away," said the
devil, and he vanished.

Sneaking over to the first door, Mac peeked in
and saw a cockpit where the pilot was condemned
to forever run through pre-flight checks.

He slammed that door and peeked into the second.
There, alarms rang and red lights flashed while
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Unable to imagine a worse fate, Mac cautiously
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He was amazed to see many beautiful, scantily
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seconds before the devil reappeared.

"Okay, Mac," said the devil, "Which door will
it be, number 1 or number 2?"

"Um, I want door number 3," answered Mac.

"Sorry," said the devil. "You can't have door
number 3. That's flight attendants' hell."

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Random Chips
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Limerick Chips
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There was a young man from Wales
Who lived on snot, shit and snails.
When he couldn't get these,
He lived off the cheese
That he scraped from his dick with his nails.

There was a young man from Duluth
Whose dick was shot off in his youth.
So he fucked with his nose,
And his fingers and toes,
And came through a hole in his tooth.

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Parting Chips
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The
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Bonus Chip
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A woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1753

Blue Moon

Diana is singing the melodic song "Blue Moon." She is singing it
slow
and easy. The dogs and BJ are enchanted by her song.

BJ: Guys do you know what a Blue Moon is?

Rudy: I have never seen a Blue Moon, I have seen it White, Orange,
kinda reddish, but never blue.

Sandi: According to what I have read, it is the second time a full
moon
occurs during a month isn't that so Daddy?

BJ: Correct.

Katie: That is what I goggled father.

Rudy: Goggled?

BJ: The past few nights and tonight we will have a Blue Moon that
is
probably why you guys are so restless. You guys are restless
during
a full moon anyway, but during a Blue Moon, doubly so.

Rudy: Well, I'll be.

Katie: Yes, you will be.

Rudy: I'll be what?

The herd in Guthrie

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