Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Yesterday was a good day. I got the lists out early because I
had an appointment to have the rear window replaced in
the Suburban. It cost me 291.00 at SafeLite which used to
be Auto Glass Specialists, The Guys In The Little Red Truck.
I like their work ethic, that a delighted customer will steer a lot
more business your way than one who is merely satisfied. It
takes a lot to make me delighted but I was pleased with the
experience. They had the correct parts, started on my vehicle
when it was scheduled, and finished at the estimated time.
They cleaned up all of the broken glass and tested the defroster,
wiper and washer to make sure they all worked. Good Job.
Another Kudos from yesterday. I stopped at McDonalds for the
first time since summer and had a chance to munch a 1/3 lb.
Bacon Cheeseburger. It was well-done with nice carmelization
to the meat as if you had fried it at home. The salad items
were thick slices, including red onions, and it had mustard
along with the standard condiments. It even came with a nice
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weaving through lunch hour traffic. Best burger I ever had at
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Enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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At this time Bryan finish signing his autograph but was still
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As the Broadway showgirls were dressing for a performance, one of
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The nurse went out into the hallway and spoke to the man in the
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Said A Certain Young Woman Named Amy,
'I Am Seeking A Fellow To Tame Me,
And Teach Me The Newer
Mad Routes To L'amour
For To Stay Virgin Longer, Will Shame Me.'
There was a young plumber named Lee
Who plumbed his girl down by the sea;
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I hear someone coming."
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "That's me."
My dental hygienist, Faye Ray,
Said, "Travis, eat pussy each day;
Your gums will be stronger,
Your teeth will last longer,
Coz pussy prevents tooth decay!"
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This fellow wants to be a proctologist, and he wants
to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go
down to the morgue after class at medical school
and practice a little.
Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in
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and music starts playing!
". . . On the road again, just can't wait to get on the
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Our student really freaks out! He runs and gets the
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"Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again, ". . . On
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The morgue attendant is totally unimpressed.
what?" he says.
"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?"
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1758
Crusin'
Rudy: How are we going to take a ship ride on a bus? Crazy fool
thing
if you ask me.
BJ: We take the bus to Texas and there we board the ship.
Sandi: If daddy says so it must be true.
Diana: Here are the seating arrangements. Rudy, you and Katie sit
together for the eight hour bus ride.
Rudy: What me and Katie! For eight hours!
Katie grins....
Diana: BJ and I will sit together...
Sandi starts to tear up..
Diana: Okay, Sandi will sit by BJ for 1/2 of the trip and across
from
BJ the other half of the trip.
Sandi perks up..
Rudy: So what are we going to do on the trip?
BJ: We are going river rafting, Parasailing, exploring some Mayan
ruins and going down in a submarine.
Rudy: What is a submarine?
Sandi: It is a boat, except it travels underwater.
Katie: Whoa!
They board the bus (of which there are three) and off they go.
To be continued
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