THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you
equality or justice or anything.
If you're a man, you take it.
- Malcom X
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I had my follow up check with the doc this morning,
after coming home from the hospital over new years
weekend.
I screwed up and thought the appointment was 9am,
when it was actually 8am. Graciously, he still agreed
to see me even tho I was late. He sent me home with
a new regimen of medications. Mostly to address the
diabetes and high blood pressure issues. Always a fun
thing to have more pills to take. NOT! Otherwise the
trip was uneventful. I was due to go in anyways
because many of the current scripts I had were out of
refills. You can always tell when you are getting old,
that is when you can remember your pharmacist's phone
number by heart. sigh. The big breakfast of eggs
hash browns and sausage afterwards probably did not do
me a lot of good, but it sure tasted mighty fine after
fasting for 12 hrs for the blood tests.
Just took the dog outside, it is beautiful outside. This
January thaw is melting a lot of the snow. It almost
felt like shirtsleeve weather outside at 1030 pm. Too
bad it will not last. There is supposedly more "weather"
moving in tomorrow morning. OH well, summer will be here
soon enough.
I was out and about the other day and decided to look
for some "new" shirts. As you may have guessed, I am
not a big fashion bug. So my trip consisted mostly of
a beeline for the Goodwill store. I was rather fortunate,
I do not wear long sleeve shirts. And they had a nice
selection of short sleeves I suppose because nobody is
buying them right now but me. However at $2.99 a piece,
I made out good. On my way out, I'm looking at jackets,
right? Usually I do not have good luck on jackets, never
seem to be able to find one that fits
at the used stores. And low and
behold, would you believe it? I found a geniune leather,
name brand bomber jacket for only ten bucks!!. Really puts
me in the mood for summer and riding the motorcycle.
Can't wait!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman.
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THE COMICS
how could he say that
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high speed cable
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magic of the internet
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naughty rabbit
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I know you
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ask Jeeves
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burglary
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on parade
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AIRPORT SECURITY
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Elmer Fudd-I'm too sexy
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big can be better
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belly whisperer
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how to get in your car
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the problem with web cams
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Did you hear about the Canadian who was out fishing
in his canoe, I suppose it was a Kayak being Canadian,
anyway I'm told that he got so cold that in the middle
of the river he decided he wasn't going to wait till
he set up camp and got some of the kindling he'd
brought with him and started a fire in the floor of
the ...Kayak thinking that if he started the fire
inside a baking pot it would warm him up. But
tragically the heat of the fire in the modern plastic
kayak melted through the floor and the boat sank...
proving that you can't have your Kayak and heat it too.
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"Let us assume," said the professor, "that you are
aboard a small craft alone in the Pacific, and you
spot a vessel approaching you with several thousand
sex-starved sailors on board. What would you do in
this situation to avoid any problem?"
"I would attempt to turn my craft in the opposite
direction," stated the brunette.
"I would pass them, trusting my knife and a bottle of
mace to keep me safe," responded the redhead.
"Frankly" murmured the blonde, "I understand the
situation, but I fail to see the problem."
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Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Larry.
One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar,
one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Larrys
after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my
Larry mixed up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up
with your Larry."The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna
name my Larry 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's
always up!"The three ladies hoot and holler, and
slap each other high fives.Then, the second lady says,
"I'm gonna name my Larry Mountain Dew because he can
mount and do me any day of the week."
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap
each other more high fives.The third lady then says,
"You know, those two Larrys were good, but
I'm gonna name my Larry, Jack Daniels."
The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels?
That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"
The third lady bursts out, "That's my Larry!!"
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There's nothing really wrong with you," the doctor
told his patient. "You're just sexually frustrated.
Go out tonight, find a woman, and have yourself a
good time." The patient promised he would, and, true
to his word, that night found him in the arms of a
responsive trollop.When the affair was concluded
she said: "That will be fifty dollars, sir." The guy
was shocked."Oh, no," he said, "you don't understand.
This was done on doctor's orders."
"That's fine, but I still have to get paid,"
the girl insisted. "I know," he explained,
"but I've got Blue Cross."
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"I'm ashamed of you," Auntie Professor said.
"Fighting with your cousin is a terrible thing to do!"
"Maury threw a rock at me!" little Pauly said.
"So I threw one at him."Auntie stated emphatically,
"When Maury threw a rock at you, you should have come
to me."Little Pauly: "What good would that have done?
I bet my aim is five times better than yours."
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A knockout blonde with a fine set of knockers complains
to the doctor, "I believe I am losing my mind. I can't
remember ANYTHING after five minutes!"
The doctor answers, in his most comforting tone,
"Just take off all
your clothes, miss, and lie down..."
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BUFFALO BILL
1802
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5700
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Magician Act Followed By Explanation
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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