THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
A successful man is one who can lay a firm
foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I see that Dr, Schleissinger resigned. What
facilitated that move is the most surprising thing.
You would think that an educated individual such as her
would know better than to use controversial words
like that. Certainly, her show is not known for that type
of controversy. (Seems more like something you would hear on
Springer or Imus.) Of course, Minute Maid Orange Juice was not
planning on controversy when they nominated Anita Bryant as
their spokes person back in the 70's, either. Remember that?
They asked her to step down because of all the heat she took
from the gay community. For myself, I believe in speaking my
mind. As any of you who have read my page know. I most
definitely speak my peace. Not a racist, not a sexist.
But if you don't like what I have to say, you don't have
to agree with me, nor do you have to read it. That is the good
thing about America. But you do have to read my rants and raves
before you hear my jokes:) And if I were doctor Laura, I
would be telling those folks hey you know what? you don't
like what I say? Don't listen. Life goes on.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
excersize
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can I quote you?
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cloak room
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ran outta milk
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a taxpayer
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hearing aid
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liscence plate
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the church speaks out!
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The English still laugh
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terror
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I love lasagne
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jetstream
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???
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annoying people
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I'll say I'm lucky
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Crazy
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
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The wife came home early and found her husband in
their bedroom making love to a very attractive young
woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful
pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful
wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want
a divorce right away!' And the husband replied,
'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you
what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll
be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on
her and let her into the car.I noticed that she was very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she
hadn't eaten for three days.So, in my compassion, I brought
her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she
needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes,
so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave
her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but
don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
.which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at
work has a pair the same.'The husband took a quick breath and
continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that
as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her
eyes and said,
Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use ?
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Shelly was complaining about her husband to her friend Kelly again.
"Surely," said Kelly, "there must be SOMETHING the two of you have in common?"
Shelly replies, "Well, come to think of it, yes...we got married on the same day."
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Sophie went to see a psychiatrist about her husband.
"Doctor, My husband has this problem. Almost every night now he's
dreaming he's a refrigerator!" "My dear, that is not really a
problem! A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual..."
Sophie leans forward as she softly whispers this confidence,
"But, you see doctor, it is also a problem for me! Jake sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake!"
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Two high school sweethearts had been dating for four years, they had
enjoyed losing their virginity together, and they were inseparable
until they graduated.
They had planned on going to college together, but he was accepted
to a school on the west coast, and she was accepted to a school on
the east coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to
spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be
home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return his letters.
Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around.
He didn't take this very well, so he increased the number of phone
calls, letters and e-mails in an attempt to save their relationship.
She became very annoyed with this when she started seeing a new
fellow, and she wanted to get the old boyfriend off her back, so she
took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's
unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading,
"I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone!"
Needless to say, he was heartbroken, and very ticked off. So,...
he wrote a note on the back of her photo:
"Dear Mom and Dad, I'm having a great time at college.
Please send more money!"
...and then mailed the picture to her parents.
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A little old man went into a drug store to buy Viagra. He says, "Can I
have six tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for me?"
"I can cut them into quarters, sir," says the pharmacist, "but a quarter
won't give you a full erection."
"I don't mind," says the old man. "I'm 96 and don't have any use for an
erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my
slippers."
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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FUN PAGES
Bubble Bobble Game
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Top 35 Craziest Text Messages
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Toss The Turtle
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Drunk Insects
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BUFFALO BILL
Kind Of Scary
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Kitchen Table
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Law Enforcement.. Dealing With The Public
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THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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