THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
It is a glorious achievement to
master one's own temper.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
There are lots of philosophers out there.
You can find a philosopher for just about every
kind of life u want to believe in.
But you know what life really is?
Life is about tits. No, seriously, its true!!!
You're born, you suck your mother's tits.
You get a little older, you
suck your girlfriend's tits.
You get married, you suck your wife's
tits. That's what life is.
So you know what you can say about life?
Life is about suckin tits...
or to put it bluntly...
Life sucks.
Bet u never thought about it that way, huh?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a big thing
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gag reflex
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big deal
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sniff sniff
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assholes
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hungry
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beer is better
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your sister
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in ancient egypt....
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k0028.html
Mrs. Tiger Woods
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k0029.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny golf commercials, top 10 funniest
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doritos
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Global warming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a0000016.html
a little skin
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funny stunts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a000018.html
a spanish wardrobe malfunction
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
cookies
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Egypt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd319.html
Women before and after the party
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things money can buy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd321.html
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his
place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom
has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man
says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married,
but what's up you look so excited." The groom replies, "I just
had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and
I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."
The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest,
brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says,
"Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but
what's up, you look so excited."
The bride replies, "I have just given the last blow job of my entire
life."
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Four great religious truths
During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should
Remember these four great religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor Store.
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After the boy's birthday, a parent decreed that she was no
longer going to remind her teenage son of their thank-you
note duties. As a result their grandmother never received
acknowledgments of the generous check she had given.
The next year things were different, however. "My grandson
came over in person to thank me," the grandparent told a
friend triumphantly. "How wonderful!" the friend exclaimed.
"What do you think caused his change in behavior?"
"Oh, that's easy," the grandmother replied. "This year I
didn't sign the check."
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A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I
knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your
knees?" asked the doctor. "Every night, my husband and I have sex on
the floor doggy style.""I see," said the doctor. "You know, there
are plenty of other sexual positions?"
"Not if you want to watch TV there ain't!"
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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do
something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a
restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.
When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked
the president's secret service if he could please speak to
the First Lady in private.
They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.
Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle,
why was he so interested in talking to you.
She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly
in love with her.
President Obama then said, "so if you had married him, you
would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant", to which
Michelle responded, "no, if I had married him, he would now be President".
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BUFFALO BILL
Best Wave Ever
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Better Than A Beer Commercial
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Blobbin
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sddewew.htm
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FUN PAGES
Crazy Tyre
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Duck Hunting Game
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Dentist Electric Chair
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Fat Fun
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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