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Fortunately, here in West Michigan, we have escaped the last day or so with only a slight dusting of snow. Enough to make it irritating and necessary for shoveling. However, having become somewhat tired of the whole "winter event"thing, the postman's sidewalk lays unattended. I should really get out there, but the motivation is weak. You know, maybe I should go to a doctor. They got pills that will "make everything all better, no matter what you suffer from." Do you think he can give me one that will make me glad it is winter time? Yesterday morning, I had cabin fever so bad that I decided I had to go out and get donuts from the bakery. This was not a good decision. For one thing, the freshly fallen snow made the roads kindof greasy. Coupled with the fact that it was also morning rush hour made me regret the chocie. Been a long time since I had to drive during heavy traffic. Makes me wonder how so many of you folks do it. Anyways, got to the bakery finally and couldn't decide. Should it be a rasberry filled bismark? or a custard filled long john. Unable to decide, I picked both. By the time I got back home, the slow traffic turned a trip that should have taken only fifteen minutes stretched out to forty minutes to complete. I did not take my sugar test after the donuts were gone. I figger what you don't know won't hurt you, right? Good thing for me, Turk the dog managed to grab part of the long john and thus save my diabetes more trauma than would have otherwise been the result of my splurge. The sugar high probably didn't do either one of us any good and we both spent the rest of the afternoon mostly napping in the chair. Sometimes the best way to cure cabin fever is to sleep it away. Did you know that the postman's jewelry store is open for Valentines day? You know you are looking for the perfect gift for her, right? Get it from the postman! All proceeds will be used to support this page to keep it going. 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Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS going too far http://www.thepostm attractions http://www.thepostm isn't that cute http://www.thepostm the pool party http://www.thepostm run baby run http://www.thepostm LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Bright sunshine http://www.thepostm vegetarians have better sex http://www.thepostm they don't make them like this anymore http://www.thepostm taxes taxes taxes http://www.thepostm Italian police car http://www.thepostm one picture tells a thousand words http://www.thepostm top 10 dunks in basketball http://www.thepostm born again american http://www.thepostm For the 1st time in their 3 year marriage, a wife asked if her husband would mind making the next day's lunches for them both. Obligingly he agrees. The next morning, the young wife asks her loving husband, 'Where is our lunch honey?' He replied, 'I placed it on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right' Have a look at the photo…  ____________ A man recovering from a heart attack asked his doctor how long he should wait before having sex. You can have sex right away," the doctor answered, "but only with your wife I don't want you to get too excited." ____________ Two women were having coffee, when one said, "I used to call my ex 'Superman' when we were in bed." The second commented, "How flattering!" to which the first replied, "Not really! I meant that he was faster than a speeding bullet." ____________ For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. He chose to find out peoples' favorite pastimes. The teacher required that he sample at least 100 people, so he started out his project visiting a fairly large apartment building near the university.He knocked on the first door and a man answered. "Sir, what is your name?" asked the student. "John." "Sir, I'm doing a school study and would like to know what is your favorite pastime?" "Watching bubbles in the bath," came the reply. He liked the esoterical answer and continued down the hall, until he came to the next door. He asked again, "Sir, what is your name ?" "Jeff." "Sir, Would you please tell me your favorite pastime?" "Watching bubbles in a bath," was the answer. Quite amused and confused, he went on to ask a good number of people in the building and all of them had the same pastime... "watching bubbles in a bath". He left the building and walked across the street where there were several row houses, to continue the survey. At the first house, he knocks and an attractive girl opens the door. Our surveyor starts again - "What is your name?" "Bubbles." ____________ 4 Elements Game http://www.funpagee Poker Superstars II http://www.funpagee Apocalypse Game http://www.funpagee Stunt Dirt Bike http://www.funpagee Holiday Express http://www.funpagee Ninja vs Pirates Game http://www.funpagee Atlantis Quest http://www.funpagee Police Strike Game http://www.funpagee Armed Invasion Game http://www.funpagee A sweet, beautiful young would-be starlet comes to Hollywood to seek her fortune. At her first power cocktail party she goes to the host and asks him: "Who's the most powerful man in the room?" "That would be Bob, over there by the caviar," he says. The young woman walks over to Bob and says, "Excuse me, Bob, would you mind stepping back behind this column? I'd like to talk to you." Bob and the girl step behind the column and she says, "Bob... I'm gonna unzip your fly, take out your cock, and give you the best blowjob you ever had...!" Bob smiles slightly and says, "Well, okay. But......... ____________ Since another church member, Bonnie, had mentioned that she and her husband were struggling with a big decision on whether they should become missionaries, my friend offered to include them on the prayer list. So at the meeting, my friend announced in front of the whole congregation, "Let's all pray that Bonnie and Lee can make a decision about the missionary position." ____________ I pulled up to a parking meter recent ly, only to realize I didn't have any coins. As I got out of my car, I saw a meter maid about 6 parking meters away.... heading my way. "I'm just going to go in here", pointing to a nearby shop, "to get some change," I called out to her. "If there's no quarter in that meter by the time I get to your meter, I'll have no choice but to give you a ticket," she yelled back to me. Quickly running into a nearby coffee shop, I ordered a coffee. The waitress, seeing the $20 bill in my hand, asked if I had anything smaller. "No, I'm sorry, I don't" "Well, it's your *lucky* day then," she said, handing me the coffee and a big smile. "We don't have any change, so your coffee is on the house! Enjoy!" ____________ The farmer stood in his chicken yard watching hundreds of baby chicks running here and there. He kept pointing to them and trying to count them. "One, two, three, four, five, six, oh, no..." Then he would start over, "one, two, three, four, and,... Oh, no." Then he'd start over again. Finally he said, "I give up. They say don't count your chickens before they hatch but it sure is easier to do that than it is to count them after they hatch BUFFALO Bill Man In A Can http://www.buffalos Garage Sale http://www.buffalos ____________ PAPA Thorn Daily video download http://able2laugh. Shrimp surprise http://able2laugh. Possible long relationship http://able2laugh. FUN PAGE from Lorraine 4 Elements Game http://tinyurl. Heli Attack 3 http://tinyurl. Stunt Dirt Bike http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS! 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