THE POSTMAN'S CORNER Always remember you're unique- just like everyone else.  Picture This: You're in bed (asleep) and you JUST MADE $800! Get the system that makes you money in your sleep, while you're on vacation, while you're shopping - basically 24/7. http://www.thepostm  Enjoy the life of luxury with your 5-day Apple Vacations Package! A $2,000 Value - Yours FREE Get ready for the vacation of your dreams! Choose between destinations like: Caribbean, Mexico, Bahamas, Hawaii, Costa Rica, Europe or an amazing Ski Resort! Simply select your favorite destination and youll receive a FREE $2,000 Visa(R) Gift Card towards your very own Apple Vacations(R) Package! http://www.thepostm  Loud 'N Clear, the compact personal sound amplifier, allows you to listen to low-volume sounds clearly and comfortably. The Loud 'N Clear listening device is cleverly designed to look like an expensive cell phone ear piece. http://www.thepostm GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS! whew. I am late today. Been a difficult day. The breathing ain't coming so easy for some reason. I hope that the links run well, as it's been sorta challenging to get this issue done. THEpublishers asked me to introduce all of you to this online game. Its just a simple download, and it doesn't cost you anything, and I'll get a little credit to keep the page going for a while. If one or two of you would be good enough to try it, I'd appreciate it. Plus, once you do the download, there's some other neat games to try also. Hope you enjoy it.  PLAY SODUKO FREE Clicking the download now button downloads the playtoad boonty box after you down load you can play tons of your favorite casual games for free no purchase or registration required http://www.thepostm We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS resolutions http://www.thepostm stop complaining http://www.thepostm When Columbus landed http://www.thepostm whoa, honey http://www.thepostm out to the ball game http://www.thepostm sundial for the ladies http://www.thepostm words of wisdom http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES the flying motorcycle http://www.thepostm sometimes tears are ok http://www.thepostm dirty turban prank radio call http://www.thepostm prank call-repo the bike http://www.thepostm Howard Stern show pizza prank http://www.thepostm Aaron Wilburn http://www.thepostm  A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship, "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening." ____________ On a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon, Morris stood on the first tee at his country club. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman in a wedding gown came running up to him, crying. "You bastard!" she screamed in his face. "You lousy no-good rotten damn stinking bastard!" "What's your problem Sherry ?" he calmly replied. "I distinctly told you only if it rained." ____________ New Year Predictions The Running (Into Things) Man http://www.funpagee AG Doesn't Know Definition of Law http://www.funpagee A Safe New Year http://www.funpagee An All Night Lock Out http://www.funpagee Read All About It http://www.funpagee Death or More Death? http://www.funpagee An analyst was listening to a voluptuous beauty with a problem of her own. "It's liquor, doctor," she sobbed. "I'm really a very nice girl, but just as soon as I've had a drink or two, I become uncontrollably passionate and I want to make love to whomever I happen to be with." "I see," the analyst said thoughtfully. "Well, suppose I just mix us up a couple of cocktails here and then you and I can sit down, nice and relaxed, and discuss this compulsive neurosis of yours." ____________ Three guys are fishing together one spring morning, when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance, and falls out of the boat. Ed says, "What should we do?" Bill says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while and he might need some help." So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says, "Help me get Fred back in the boat." They wrestle Fred back into the boat. Ed says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing." Bill says, "Give him mouth to mouth." Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath." Bill says, "Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either." BUFFALO BILL Black Boyfriend http://www.buffalos Overqualified http://www.buffalos Oscar http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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