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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

From the Archives, my Navy ghost story.

The Navy in order to keep a better eye on the propulsion area of the
ship
created an in-port watch, called a roving patrol, to inspect each
space
every half hour. They divided the six spaces between two men as you
had to
go up and down 4 flights of stairs to get to each space. I went down
into
the first machinery room on the 0000-0400 watch and stopped by the
operating
station to sign the log book. The cold-iron watch was pouring two
cups of
coffee and I asked if he had another person on watch with him. The
watch
said, " No, this cup is for the ghost." That immediately piqued my
interest
and he started to tell me about a fire that had happened long before
he had
reported onboard where several sailors had died. One had been
trapped by the
main reduction gear and the imprint of the body was still visible on
the
metal if you chipped the paint off. He sat one cup on a platform
next to the
reduction gear and took the other cup to drink as he went down to
finish a
valve he was repairing on the lower level. He also told me about
another
body whose imprint was on the deck plating and that it had disturbed
so many
people, they had finally replaced that particular plate. I finished
my tour
of the space and left the watch to his work and hurried off to
complete my
rounds, but not without first walking past the cup of coffee by the
reduction gear which was already empty. I always wondered if what I
had seen
was really true or if someone had managed to play a trick on me, but
awhile
back I was researching the Constellation cruises and found the story
of a
fire just after she was built that had been caused by a broken fuel
oil
line. This fire had happened on one of her shake down cruises and
four
engineers had died and 8 more had been injured. I spent numerous
cold iron
watches in that space, all alone and you always felt secure, thirty
feet
below the water there were plenty of odd noises as the hull expanded
and
contracted and many nights after having been relieved from watch I
curled up
on the deck plates with a handful of rags for a pillow, eager to get
a few
hours sleep before work in the morning. I guess the ghosts watched
over us
because deaths in a fire room that felt like the bowels of Hell were
few and
far between.... Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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Ocean Chips
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Children Writing About the Ocean...

1 ) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't
have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and
pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross
the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful
and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get
pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is
always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has
just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels
can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where
I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it
makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't
drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the
ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and
married my mom. (James, age 7)

Charlie

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Random Chips
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The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and
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How can you identify the Polock at a Cock fight? He's the one who
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I know a lingerie buyer who gave his wife the slip.

I love oral sex. But, it's the phone bill I hate.

Why don't cowboys make good lovers? Because they think a good ride
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seconds.

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Bush
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with me."

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started having sex. Well, after a while the little girl said, "Uh, I
think the pizza is done." Johnny asked, "How do you know that?" She
answered, "Cuz the cheese is running down my leg."

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taking the
same training I was and wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to
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and we ended up back in her room having wild gorilla sex all night."

"OK," replied the boss, "that may explain your fatigue, but why are
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home.
She started crying with remorse, and I started thinking about my own
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"I see." chided the boss, "but that seminar ended Friday. How come
you
still appear so ragged?"

"Well..." said the man, "you can't sit there and cry 4-5 times a day
for four days and not look like this."

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1. How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?
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2. The Polack was getting friendly with the woman at the bar. She
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showing on TV."
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and complained, "There's a Democrat standing by his open hotel
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he were a Republican, he'd be out screwing somebody."

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Isaac Asimov was lecturing on "Clones" at the University of
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first
verse and chorus to this song. Asimov read it, then read it to the
audience and then extemporaneously composed and delivered to the
audience the other 4 verses of the song.

This parody is to be sung to the tune of "Home on the Range,"

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

(Chorus)
Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.

Oh, give me a clone
In my sorrowful moan
A clone that is wholly my own.
And if she's an X
Of the feminine sex
Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone.

(Chorus)

My heart's not of stone,
As I've frequently shown
When alone with my own little X
And after we've dined
I am sure we will find
Better incest than Oedipus Rex.

(Chorus)

Why should such sex vex
Or disturb or perplex
Or induce a disparaging tone.
After all, don't you see
Since we're both of us me
When we're having sex, I'm alone.

(Chorus)

And after I'm done
She will still have her fun
For I'll clone myself twice ere I die.
And this time without fail,
They'll be both of them male
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(Chorus)

(By Randall Garrett and Isaac Asimov)

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Duck Chips
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the dog out to the pond, The dog came back and barks twice, Chester
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he gets back he said, "I don't
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Limerick Chips
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I'm about to burst"
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Parting Chips
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you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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Bonus Chip
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Waiting for our aerobics class to begin, several
of us were standing around in our leotards
chatting about fitness and diets. One woman
said that her brother-in-law had quit smoking,
gone on a diet and lost weight all at the same
time.

Thinking to myself that no human being could
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After a slight pause, she smiled and said, "Well,
my sister is pregnant now."

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1498

Panic!

Sandi: Daddy come fast, something is wrong with Rudy!

BJ: I am coming..

Sandi: Oh hurry!

Rudy is lying at the front door whimpering and in obvious pain.

BJ: What is the matter Rudy?

Rudy: Don't know but I hurt a lot.

BJ: I need to get you in the house... can you walk?

Rudy whimpering...and he lets out a sharp painful whine that goes
to the bone.

Sandi: Can you do something daddy?

BJ: We can get him warm and I will take him to the vet first thing
in the
morning.

Rudy: The doctor! Oh no... I am feeling better all ready...
see.,... Owww!

Sandi: You will go to the doctor first thing.

Rudy: Okay.

BJ: He must be hurting if he wants to go do to the doctor.

to be continued.

(alas poor Rudy)

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