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John finally got Jill into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, Baby." Jill said. "Foreplay is an art." "You better get your canvas ready soon," John panted,  "because I'm about to spill my paint!"
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My uncle loved to fish and he would go out almost every weekend.
He would come home from work on Friday afternoon, put the boat on top
of the station wagon, pack his gear.
My aunt always had food packed for him. He would return on Sunday evening.
My uncle died, sad but he did.
My aunt was selling the boat, and told the above story to a prospective buyer.
The buyer  said, "Lady, I don't know how to tell you this, but this boat
has NEVER been in the water."
My aunt never found out what my uncle did on his weekends, but her
grieving time was very short.
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A man walks up to a woman in a bar and asks her, "Do you know the difference between a ham sandwich and a blowjob?" The woman is somewhat confused and says, "No, I don't."
So the man then asks, "Well then, would you like to have lunch?"
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The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres,
the former leader of Israel.
"Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals,
"Mr. Peres wants to determine whether
Jews or Catholics are superior, by
challenging you to a golf match."
The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he
had never held a golf club in his life.
"Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll
call America and talk to
Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal,
he can play Shimon Peres...
We can't lose!" Everyone agreed it was a
good idea. The call was made and,
of course, Jack was honored and agreed
to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope
of his success in the match. "I came in
second, your Holiness," said Nicklaus.
"Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised
Pope. "You came in second to Shimon Peres?!!" "No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."
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 A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of
his friends happens to come into the bar
and sees him. "Lou," says the shocked
friend, "what are you doing? I've known
you for over fifteen years, and I've never
seen you take a drink before. What's going on?" Without even taking his eyes off his
newly filled shot glass, the man replies,
"My wife just ran off with my best friend."
He then throws back another shot of whisky
in one gulp. "But," says the other man,
"I'm your best friend!" The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot
eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not anymore!
He is!"
 
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Have a nice day!
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