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Need an Remote Control helicopter that is ultra small and is easy to fly  indoors? This is the one for you. This is our smallest helicopter. It is perfect  for flying inside your living room or bedroom. Makes a great gift that is fun  all year long for ages 10+.
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So are you all rested after that big thanksgiving dinner? or did you eat too much? Since "The war department" had to work, that left the postman to fix the thanksgiving dinner at our house, which we all consumed with enthusiasm when she got home.  In keeping with the changing times, instead of a traditional bird with all that grease and fatty skin, I made use of deli turkey. I  managed to eliminate leftovers this year, too.  Desert was pudding pie, made with the "sugar free stuff".  Then I made a great big huge veggie tray with fresh stuff like cucumbers, cauliflower, carrots, and etc....and while it is certainly a diversion from the tradional, it was definitely a much healthier choice. I did make some mashed taters,
stuffing, and gravy, to add just a hint of tradition, but anyways it was all good and nobody went hungry, nor did anyone complain. We hope that you and yours had as good a holiday as the postman clan!


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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

after dinner
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the truth about mary poppins
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

only  you
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Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament: v"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars. "To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar. "To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000. "And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill."
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No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her." So the young man searched and searched,
and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like my mother; and just as you said, my mother liked her"."So," asked the friend, "what happened?""Nothing," said the young man. "My father hates her."
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One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and
an Irishman walked  into a pub together.
They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in the pints, and were stuck in the thick heads.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from
him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and  continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman picked the fly out of his drink,
held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!"
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A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful. When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are
the first one I've met who passed out a sample of it."
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Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for new suits. "Pincus," Yacov said, "the last time we came to you for new
suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The suits you made were not black. They were sort of dark gray maybe, but not black. We
need new suits, and this time we want black suits, from the darkest black cloth there is."
Pincus reached behind for a bolt of cloth and he said, "See this cloth? It is from this fabric that I make the habits for nuns. In all the world," Pincus said, fingering the bolt of fabric, "there is no blacker cloth than the cloth I make nuns' habits from. It is from this cloth that I'll make your new suits!" A few weeks later the two Hassidim were walking down the street
in their new suits when they passed two nuns. Impulsively, Yacov went up to one of the nuns. He grabbed her sleeve and held it up
against his own. Then, in an angry voice, he muttered something to his friend and they both walked on. "What did that man want?" one nun asked the other."I don't know," she replied, "he looked at my garment, said something in Latin, and left." "In Latin?" asked the first nun. "What did he say?" He said, "Marcus Pincus Fuctus".

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Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!


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