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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

From the Archives, a true story from almost 110 years
ago.

If you think the Blond moment is a modern thing try this
one from the local paper back in the Spanish American War days.

Saturday November 26th 1898 Page 1
FORGOT HER NAME
N. J. Fezzey Was Thinking of Another and Wedding Didn't Occur
A funny incident transpired yesterday afternoon when N. J. Fezzey and
Miss Maude Golden appeared before Rev. William Johnson, who had been
requested to make them man and wife. The minister had been given the
names of the prospective bride and groom and just before the
performance of the ceremony was to begin Mr. Fezzey presented the
marriage license to the prelate. Rev. Johnson scanned the document
and on reaching the name and description of the young lady looked up
in a puzzled manner, and turning to Mr. Fezzey, informed him that a
mistake had evidently been made, as the lady's name as written was
not the one that had been previously given as that of the young lady
he was about to wed. The gentleman looked at the license and to his
deep embarrassment found the matter to be as represented by the
minister. The marriage ceremony was not performed. Mr. Fezzey hustled
back to the county clerk's office, where he had applied for the
license an hour before, and had the proper name and description
inserted. To the deputy county clerk the groom-to-be blushingly
stated that he was thinking of a young lady he met before the war at
the time he made the application, and was badly rattled any way.
After the error had been corrected Mr. Fezzey departed apparently in
a happy frame of mind.
But there is sequel to the contretemps. The proposed wedding, after
the mishap, was to have taken place last night. Up to a late hour,
however, the event had not been pulled off. Mr. Fezzey is either the
most absent-minded man that ever happened, or else a vision of the
before-the-war young lady has completely driven all thoughts of
wedded bliss with Miss Golden from his mind. Mr. Fessey made an
appointment to meet his loved one after supper, when they were to be
married. The young lady forlornly awaited the coming of the
bridegroom for several hours, but he did not make his appearance. The
recreant lover will probably meet with a warmer reception than he
bargained for when he shows up-if he does. Chances are that the
wedding will be summarily declared off, if Miss Golden continues in
the frame of mind she possessed last night.

The war they are referring to is the Spanish American
War. Hope you are enjoying the weekend... buffalo

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and thrust her pubic area forward.

"There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the
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"That's not your chest!" he roars back.

"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we
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It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching
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"Hello?"

A girl's voice came over the line. "Can I speak to Ben, please?"

I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a
wrong number and I was bored.

"I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a message?"

"Do you know what time he'll be back?" she responded.

"I think he said he'd be home around 10:00."

Silence on the other end... a confused silence.

"Is this Steve?"

My name isn't Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.

"Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?"

"Well... he said he would be home tonight and asked me to
call him..." she said in a slightly irritated voice.

I replied, "Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago,
and said that he would be back at 10:00."

A shocked voice now: "Who's Karen?!"

"The girl he went out with."

"I know that! I mean... who is she?"

"I don't know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message
for
Ben?"

"Yes... please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home."

She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her
temper
flaring. "I sure will. Is this Jennifer?"

She exploded this time. "Who's Jennifer?"

Apparently she wasn't.

"Well... he's going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were
her.
Sorry... it was an honest mistake."

"Ben's the one that's made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him
and the she's very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon
as
he gets home."

I smiled and said, "Okay, I will... but Becky isn't going to like
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The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new wife exhibiting
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body in public asks her whether she would do the same.

The wife looks at him in disgust and refuses.

The second morning they pass the shanty house again and, sure enough,
the overweight woman is sitting on the porch stark naked, legs akimbo,
eating another slice of watermelon.

Not being put off be his new wife's refusal, the husband enquires of
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wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to
sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?"

The wife again refuses.

This continues each morning for two weeks until it is the last day of
the honeymoon. Each morning they would pass by the woman, each morning
the husband would try to persuade his new wife to copy her and each
morning the wife would refuse.

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and
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The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas
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After the end of the Finnish war, a young female reporter from a
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"Excuse me," she said, "were you in the war?"

"Yah, I was in the infantry."

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"Nej, I wouldn't mind at all."

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"I screwed my wife," Pekka said bluntly.

The journalist went crimson, and tried desperately to change the
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"After that, I mean. What did you do after that?"

"I screwed her again," he answered.

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1146

The Parade

Ginger: Let's see what this button does.

Whirrr!

Ginger: Cool, the eyes open and close.

Tami: I really should caution you to stop.

Ginger: Nonsense. This lever with the red button looks interesting.

Whirrr!

Ginger: The head turns. Now for the lever next to the red button.
Wow, flame shoots right out of the mouth of the pioneer woman.

Tami: Shut that off right now. You might start a fire.

Ginger: Okay the fire is out. Next lever..

ROAR!!!!

Tami: Good grief a roaring, fire breathing, pioneer woman. This will
surely win a prize...

Ginger: I think it is pretty awesome.

The herd in Guthrie


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