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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

From the archives, one of my favorite Shore Duty stories.

It was midnight and we were returning back to the shop
in our grey 1974 Chevy pick-up. It was your standard
Navy pick-up, wouldn't idle looked abused, but was a
lot better than walking to the ship we were working on.
I was working a Saturday shift on a hot job on the John
Paul Jones that involved welding two sets of four blocks
inside a pipe and then putting a plate in between them
in three pieces and welding the pieces back together. To
make things interesting this had to be done through holes
in the pipe 3 1/4 inches x 4 1/2 inches while you were
almost standing on your head. Besides my three man
crew we had a certified welder and a quality control
person and a stack of instructions an inch thick. The welder
welded and we would grind the welds down till they looked
like part of the original metal. We did this with pencil
grinders a little bit bigger than a dentist used.
After 12 hours we got as far as we could and headed back to
the shop to put things away and enjoy 24 hours off. I
told the E-4 that was working with me, a guy nicknamed
burnt bird to open the sliding doors and put the truck
in the shop while I called the Chief. As I was telling the
Chief about our progress I heard the squeal of tires and
then a loud crash and saw the truck wrapped around a fork
truck, hood bent and steam pouring out of a damaged radiator.

I asked the chief to stay on the line while I checked it out.
I made sure the E-4 was OK and the key was off and asked him
what had happened. He said," I never drove a stick shift
before." On further questioning I found out he had never had
a driver license before, in fact I was the only one with
a government driver's license. I explained to the Chief
exactly what had happened and he told me to leave everything
the way it was and he would handle it on Monday.

I went home , showered up and went to bed and at 0600 the
phone started ringing. The base police had me on report for leaving
the
scene of an accident and failing to report it and wanted
to talk to me immediately. I guess it was a dull weekend for
them, so I went in and filled out a bunch of reports and
was told since the truck was signed out to me I might
be financially responsible for 900 dollars in repairs
in addition to the other charges. I was unhappy and worried
for the rest of the day until I went in Monday morning.
The Chief and Div. Officer had already went to see the
base police and the incident had been declared an
industrial accident as it happened in the building and
all the charges were dismissed.

Unfortunately Public Works garage was not happy with what we had
done to their truck and assigned us an International
pick-up that drove like an old farm tractor as punishment.
I was transferred six months later and I don't know
if they ever got their truck back.

Have a great weekend.... buffalo

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Iraq:
"LOL!!!"

Israel:
"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say
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bombers who have committed such a crime.We will now impose curfew on
the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them,
destroy their homes and refugee camps."
(Ariel Sharon)

Canada:
"Titanic who?"
(Canadian Prime Minister)

India:
"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. [Pakistan is involved] We have
received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris.
Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We
are now deploying more soldiers to the border."
(Prime Minister)

UN:
"Shit happens right??"
(Sec.Gen.)

Gilbert

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1106

A Rose by Any Other Name

BJ notices Katie in deep thought....

BJ: What are you thinking Katie?

Katie: Look at my notebook father, I am thinking of the
different way I could spell Katherine or variations of the word.

BJ: Let's see....:

Katherine
Catherine
Kathyrne
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Katie
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Kathy
Katerine
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Catheryne
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Katrina
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Katie: But I am stuck...I cannot think of more.

BJ: There has to be a limit..except for names.

Katie: What do you mean?

BJ: On names, you can spell them anyway you want
pronounce them anyway you want. You could spell
Katehehrine and just pronounce it katherine and it would
be legal.

Katie: Ack! That is terrible.

BJ: I agree. Names today are being spelled in ways I thought
impossible just a few years ago.

Katie: I think Katherine is fine.

BJ: Hug time. I love Katherine to.

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