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One day while shopping, three ruling members of Parliament
stopped forlunch. What with nothing to do for the rest
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After the third round, they were acting a bit giddy,
giggling a lot and talking quite loudly. Suddenly the
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"Honorable members, all your drinks are on the house,
and if you would like another round don't hesitate to ask."
He told them."Thanks" one of them responded "But why ?"
The waiter drew closer with a grin and loudly said,
"The barman forgot to
put the alcohol in your first three drinks"
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An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church,
late for the wedding.
An usher asked to see her invitation.
"I don't have one," she said.
"Well, then, are you a friend of the groom?"
he asked.
"I should say not!" snapped the woman. "I'm the
bride's mother!"
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The other day, I went to the local disco,
and I showed the doorman my
driver's license and one of the wheels off my car.
He asked what the wheel was for.
I said, "The guy on the radio said you were
checking ID's and a tire."
____________
The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room
for a few minutes. When
she returned, she found the children in perfect order.
Everybody wassitting absolutely quiet.
She was shocked and stunned and said, "I've never seen
anything like it before. This is wonderful. But,
please tell me, what came over all of
you? Why are you so well-behaved and quiet?"
Finally, after much urging, a little girl said,
"Well, one time you
said that if you ever came back and found us quiet,
you would drop dead."
____________
The social studies teacher had just finished a unit
on war and peace.
"How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?"
Not surprisingly, all hands went up.
The teacher asked, "Who'll give us the reason for
being opposed to war?"
A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room
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"Johnny?" the teacher said.
"I hate war," Johnny said, "because wars make history,
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