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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I gotta take care of just a couple items of business first here
before we get into the follies of the day.
First, This is something all you guys need to get your wives
squared away on:I heard that Home Depot is offering a
"Girls night out" class.Its a free course for women. teaches
em about power tools and such.Fact is,I signed up
"The war department."
circular saw,but what the heck, they're giving you a 25
dollar certificate just to take the class.I can always think
of differnt stuff to spend a few bux on around this
old house.So do your self a favor, sign up your old lady
, and get a few gismos and such with it!
just follow the link...
All you gotta do is sign up on line to attend the workshop at
the store nearest you. you send the old lady, they give you
25 bux..not bad! sides, the old lady may learn sompin!
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And a letter from a postman fan:
POSTMAN:
My buddy told me that he got some free kitty litter from your ezine
recently and somehow I missed that. Can you tell me how I can too?
RickAB55
The Postman says,
Sure Rick
Here you go...
have a cat?
Get your FREE cat litter here...
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FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER:
IN THE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:
Movie producers recently scrapped an attempt at a remake of
"THE WIZARD OF OZ" because the casting of Jessica Alba as
Dorothy caused innumerable production delays
to pop up.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
THE COMICS!
an improved marriage
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pumpkins
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ok mom...
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he who laughs loudest laughs last...
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over at sunny acres
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its no wonder
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I think they are in cahoots together
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goin to the vet
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every dog has his day
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3 years to go
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FREE SAMPLES OF ATKINS ADVANTAGE BARS
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the airplane trip
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Molsens beer
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the bull wins today
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what you didn't know about batteries
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bad news
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GET A FREE MIXER
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A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her
patients of their stutters. She came to a therapy session
in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who
could pronounce the name of the city in which they were
born without stuttering. The first man stood up and said,
"B-b-b-b-b-Boston.
Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
The next guy
stood and said, "Ca-ca-ca-ca-
He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down. The
third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
The would be therapist fell to her knees and began
performing blowing the guy with gusto. After finishing, she looked up
and said, "What do you have to say now?"
He replied, "B-b-b-b-b-Beach.
____________
One evening a man was very impressed with the meat
entree his wife had served. "What did you marinate
this in?" he asked.
His wife immediately went into a long explanation about
how much she loves him and how life wouldn't be the same
without him, etc.
Eventually, his puzzled expression made her interrupt
her answer with a question of her own, "What did you ask me?"
She chuckled at his answer and explained, "I thought you
asked me if I would marry you again!"
As she left the room, he called out, "Well, would you
marry me again?"
Without hesitation, she replied, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce."
____________
While making love to his wife, Martin discovered he
couldn't enjoy it. Though they had been married only
a few years, he reflected unhappily, their love-making
had become infrequent and bland. Then quite suddenly,
alarmed, he said: "What happened, did I hurt you ?"
"Why no, not at all." said his surprised wife.
"Whatever made you ask that?"
"Well... no reason actually." the bored husband replied
with a sigh,
"It's just that for a moment there, I thought you
actually moved."
____________
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over
to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had
already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing
breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things
by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and
asked him to beliver a note which he wrote to her. The note
read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Heather, grinning, answered the note through their son. The
note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. The note
read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Heather answered the note. The note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!
____________
The petite young blonde was being interviewed for a rather
high-level executive position in the advertising agency.
Finally, the interviewer concluded with, "I like your style
Miss Benson. I think you'll do just fine. All we ask is that
you put out."
"Errr, uhh, err, sir." she said, somewhat taken aback. "Are
you referring to work or sex?"
"Well, 'lil lady," he replied, "around here, if you don't do
one, you had better be doing the other."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Drink Sensibly
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El Nino
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Explain This
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____________
LAB LAUGHS
Trick Or Treat
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Perfect Sunday For A Man
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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